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TexLonghorn

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  1. All the news outlets reporting that the president is at higher risk because he is of an advanced age and of a very fat weight, which will be the big story through all of tomorrow and through his quarantine period, seems like a lot of damage for his campaign to take just to emerge afterward and claim how great he is because he quickly recovered from it. I would, in an instant, believe it is a lie designed to try to help his flailing campaign, but that's a lot of damage to go through first. Of course, incompetent planning is the hallmark of this administration.
  2. Just give him some hydroxychloroquine and inject some disinfectant... shove a strong light up somewhere... all cured.
  3. Is that 4 first-place votes for Ohio State, when they won't even have a game until October 24? Sounds legitimate. Maybe with the other teams each having roughly 5 games played by then, the Buckeyes can rise up to #1 before they ever even have take the field.
  4. "Hey, OU, we saw your game and you look really good! We've got room on our schedule if you wanna play a game this year..."
  5. Gorsuch - Nominated January 31, Confirmed April 7 - 66 days. Kavanaugh - Nominated July 9, Confirmed October 6 - 89 days.
  6. Obviously, they weren't doing it right. On a side note, ever seen the ASL sign for "practice"? I'm just sayin'...
  7. Whispers: "Cohen's spilled the beans about us having you as a double"
  8. At the same time? Or Kung Fu movie one-at-a-time rules?
  9. Corrected for situational accuracy.
  10. He just needs some training with Nelson Cruz. Cruz'll fix that right up.
  11. dafuq? Soup is expensive! For Antifa-ing on a budget, those in the know have a secret weapon.
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