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TexLonghorn

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  1. You know Brigitte was desperate to have a black person on her “freedom loving Hollywood” list when she includes some nobody named Joy Villa. I googled her and STILL have no idea who she is. —————————————————
  2. The correct answer is 5. Seat 3 IS next to arguably the nicest passenger already on the plane, but you know Trump is putting his seat back as far as he can, and Jones yelling near your ear the whole flight? No. I've seen Vance's donut shop banter. He's the least likely to blather on for the whole flight, and I'm not a couch, so there's some safety there. You get to seat 5. "How long have you been on the plane?" he asks. Tex: "Five minutes." JD: "Ok." <Long Pause> "You also going to San Diego?" Tex: "Yeah. We're on the same plane." JD: "Ok." An uncomfortable smile-ish sort of thing from him: "I'm running for Vice President of the United States," a confused and pitying look from me: "Ok," then it's just turn and look out the window for the rest of the flight, with an occasional "You're 'accidentally' touching my leg again, JD" rebuke, and a weird "Ok," from him. Then hopefully we're almost in San Diego by then.
  3. Whaaaat happened at 6am? Did they have to give money back?
  4. Hey now, there's nothing feminine about that last one
  5. "J6 Awards Gala" And the TRAITOR* Award for most creative use of an American Flag goes to Peter Stager of Arkansas, for "as a weapon to attack Capitol Police"! Congratulations! And here to accept his award, also remote from his prison like our other award recipients, is Pete Stager!
  6. It's going to be the couch and a forensics expert
  7. Shady Vance's response to Raskin's speech:
  8. Sorry about your multiple murders and all, but I will say I'm happy to know that the HEB is open.
  9. Oh, if only that were true.... *Looks at who we actually have as Lt Gov... throws up a little*
  10. So no concerns about your orange turd saying he could terminate the Constitution? Strange. Laughs in the video? Ah, yeah. Well, at least a post of yours finally had some laughs in it somewhere.
  11. Is that satire? It's not comic relief, so the only way it belongs in this thread is if it is satire. I wonder how upset prong was about Dump saying he could terminate the Constitution? Surely that's worse? But back to the actual topic of the thread:
  12. The B-Fifty who?s Prince and the New White-Power Generation Dickhead's Midnight Runners Simple Minds
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