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TexLonghorn

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  1. Sorry poor states, but the rich states are gon’ be buying up the respirators! How’s that Trump vote working out for ya?
  2. I'm thinking he had been told at the time that those 15 people were probably gonna die within those couple of days. I don't want to make it sound like this will be killing all of us, but there certainly wasn't a cure on 2/26 - what would make him say the number would go down? Oh, wait... I forgot stupidity and incompetence... nevermind.
  3. Holy crap! Even Dr. Manhattan has caught the coronavirus?!
  4. Hm - that’s weird... he was so casual about it just a few days ago: I wonder how he caught it...
  5. Sadly, even Henry Hoover is more knowledgeable than our current president...
  6. So now this virus can infect different species??! A simple earth virus kills the advance alien scouts - this is just the plot of War of the Worlds...
  7. Celebrate and rejoice! Donald Trump has just enacted his plan to stop the coronavirus!! America is saved again!
  8. And O M Gosh, you guys, it worked: Look how the official CDC website numbers look now! No deaths, and no more of that pesky (and growing) 472 number! Now none of the numbers are above 43! Pandemic over!
  9. That's gonna be a problem for Pence - He doesn't think anyone should be allowed to use Plan B.
  10. Hell, they already have a ready-made map for which states to close off first. We'll start with the blue ones - there's probably a lot of virus stuff there: As for Arizona, Minnesota, Michigan, and New Hampshire - you're on notice. You may have some of that caronovirus going on and we may have to shut you down, too... We'll let you know after the next election.
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