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    I kinda wish they'd just get rid of the "judges" from these types of shows - they are always so over the top. "Our judges thought it might be one of these celebrities: But now we can reveal who the Matchstick really is! Please take of your mask, Matchstick! It's... Carrot Top! The clue was his head was like it's on fire! Good guesses, judges!" That, or they guess really weird people like "Oh, I think it might be Meryl Streep's granddaughter, print model Berlinda Streep-Thomas." Like, who the hell are some of these people?? That being said, fast forwarding through it and just watching the performances and reveals, I'm with ya in getting a kick out of it!
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    Username checks out.
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    So he clearly doesn’t answer ANY reporters question
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    How many caravans of people came in, again?
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    The “Quid” is a Crime: No Need to Prove “Pro Quo”
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    But, he was just joking! You just don't get Trump's refined sense of humor. Oh, and also, Trump meant to say "don't look into Joe Biden" on the call! Simple mistake!
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    Trump's that absent dad that thinks sending a check makes up for him not being there the rest of the year.
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    Isn't the Mozilla lawsuit still ongoing? Would be a lot of work and bad PR for internet providers to go through setting up all their tiers of service only later to find out that Mozilla ends up winning. Wouldn't see effects unless and until that lawsuit gets resolved in favor of the FCC.
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    The future remake of The Birds will not be anywhere near as scary:
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    TexLonghorn replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV

    Round one of the final-three competition is over, and the winner is:
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    So, let's keep someone in a job that he is not qualified for and cannot do well, merely because "suck it, libs" and "Jesus"? Yep, that's the Republican party...
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    Milo is being refused from attending the furry convention?! I think that makes Milo the absolute spot-on definition of "sad panda".
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    Or as they say in Japan:
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    "Where's my favorite dictator?" Spolier: He was already in the room the whole time
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    EMAW, why you only report part of the story? Oh yeah, because you have no integrity. I guess it's impossible that people were there to protest the other speakers? Or maybe people were indeed protesting Davis, but not because he converted a few klan members into non-klan members, but because of his defense of Richard Preston?
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    Not for the animal lovers... From Mouse Yelp: Whataburger, Bastrop, TX. Was a nice place at first, great amenities and a lot of room. Plenty of food. Then other guests started yelling at me, and turns out the swimming pool is actually a vat of boiling hot grease. Where are the 'No Diving' signs? I'm FRIED! Everyone got their money back but me?! 1 Star.
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    And the framed magazine covers are all sun-bleached or something?? They look like they were printed from home, ignoring the low ink warnings. For reference:
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    Who knew? Thousands of dick pics can be arranged and combined to make just one overall dick:

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