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TexLonghorn

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  1. Do these people even check? I mean... if SNOPES said it was true... well, I mean IF Snopes said it was true... Oh wait, that's right, Snopes says it's false... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-trump-end-obamas-vacation-scam/
  2. A mosaic of Donald Trump made out of thousands of dick pics: And an image of Donald Trump made out of just one single dick pic:
  3. Trump representin' at the G7 climate change summit! WH put out some crap about not being able to attend because he was meeting with Germany and India. That's Angela Merkel on the right, and India's Narendi Modi is just off-photo on the other side of Merkel. Weird that both of them could make the meeting...
  4. Weird - I thought the Republican view was that celebrities should stay out of talking politics. Unless you're Kid Rock or Tim Allen, of course. Historical footage of Clint Eastwood directly addressing everybody who cares what he has to say:
  5. Denmark would also get to claim 50% of our Olympic medals at next year's Olympics in any sports they choose, and for the period of no less than one calendar year, we would have to use the Danish name for our country - Amerikas Forenede Stater.
  6. EMAWesome is not a poster of integrity ......................................................honesty ......................................................intelligence So says the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Go Back To Shaggy
  7. I want Canada to say they want to buy Minnesota or Mexico to say they want to buy Arizona just to see how Trump would react.
  8. This star of society makes his claim to modern woke-ness: "I shared my yard with a colored guy... I grew up in the east - we grew up with... people."" Sings: "My milkshake brings all the ...people... to my yard..."
  9. Jesus. This thread : EMAW :: Cloak Room : 8badmofo31
  10. "You see all these pictures online. They have Obama. Obama! And Bill Clinton, who I'll tell you was the worst president. Just the worst. And a terrible guy, always wanted me to support him, but I only did because I had to. I had to, right? People would tell me I had to support him because things would happen if I didn't. You don't want things to happen, but things happen and I'll tell you, things really happened with Ol' Bill, right? But I like to make my own things happen. Anyway, you see these pictures. And these guys are supposed to be healing our nation after these terrible tragedies. Tragedies that happened much more often under their terms than mine, believe me. And I'm seeing these pictures, and these people aren't healed! Everyone's crying and sad, and Obama is right there not helping anything. He was there to heal, and this woman's all crying. Crying, right? Like he's hurting her, and I'm saying, "You're there to heal, why not done? Why not done?" Now, you look at the pictures of me. I went to Akron, Ohio, on Monday. Akron - great people there, they love me and they love Ohio, believe me. OH-HI-OH, they say! And they were so supportive of me and the tragedy that happened in Dayton, Ohio. Great crowds to see me. And I'm there in Dayton, and Bing Bing Boom! They're healed! "You have done more for me and for our city and state and country, than any doctor ever could! Thank you, Mr. Trump!," they said. I go there and I get it done, and everyone is happy in the pictures because they... People tell me it was the most important event to ever happen in Dayton, me being there. I don't even like to say it, but I hear everyone was saying it."
  11. @1:17 - He sells his patrolling with this gem: "I'll pretty much, ah, stay within Constitutional bounds when I'm doing this." "Pretty much"? He set a very low bar as his standard, and STILL couldn't stay above it...
  12. A singer who desperately wants to be in movies in 'Hollyweird'?? How pathetic!
  13. Moment of honesty from the dude making his organization's appeal to be allowed to have a "straight pride parade" in Modesto, CA:
  14. I dunno what gun Jesus would shoot with, but I know what sound it would make...
  15. I can't believe these stupid mistakes keep getting made on his official twitter. Obviously should have said "racist and divisive Donald Ttump".
  16. Cue automatic Republican response: "You musta done never gone out rabbit hunting in the dense underbrush of [insert backwoods dumbass podunk location]. You need to have drum cartridges like these'ms or you cain't get feed for your famly and young'ns. Not that you big city folk know nothing 'bout that. Don't come to my house when the govmint tries to invade your neighborhood neither - I'd protect my famly and still have 199 more rounds to stop the govmint from comin' in. Bless our troops. Blue lives matter."
  17. Thought I had posted the creature in full video motion, here ya go. Forget video games - THIS video is much more damaging to this country.
  18. Dan Patrick reads the white-power manifesto of the El Paso shooter, sees repeated mentions of anti-hispanic and anti-immigrant phrases (expressly written as the reason behind his actions), asks himself "What's changed in this country?"... and concludes it's fucking video games and argues there should be federal intervention into the video game industry. He read through PAGES of anti-immigrant tirade, and pulled out only that the shooter mentions "super soldier COD fantasy" (once, and not even in describing his own actions), and concludes video games must be the problem. Everyone who voted this asshat and into office and continues to support him should be embarrassed.
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