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TexLonghorn

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  1. The future remake of The Birds will not be anywhere near as scary:
  2. Round one of the final-three competition is over, and the winner is:
  3. So, let's keep someone in a job that he is not qualified for and cannot do well, merely because "suck it, libs" and "Jesus"? Yep, that's the Republican party...
  4. Milo is being refused from attending the furry convention?! I think that makes Milo the absolute spot-on definition of "sad panda".
  5. Or as they say in Japan:
  6. "Where's my favorite dictator?" Spolier: He was already in the room the whole time
  7. EMAW, why you only report part of the story? Oh yeah, because you have no integrity. I guess it's impossible that people were there to protest the other speakers? Or maybe people were indeed protesting Davis, but not because he converted a few klan members into non-klan members, but because of his defense of Richard Preston?
  8. Not for the animal lovers... From Mouse Yelp: Whataburger, Bastrop, TX. Was a nice place at first, great amenities and a lot of room. Plenty of food. Then other guests started yelling at me, and turns out the swimming pool is actually a vat of boiling hot grease. Where are the 'No Diving' signs? I'm FRIED! Everyone got their money back but me?! 1 Star.
  9. And the framed magazine covers are all sun-bleached or something?? They look like they were printed from home, ignoring the low ink warnings. For reference:
  10. Who knew? Thousands of dick pics can be arranged and combined to make just one overall dick:
  11. Do these people even check? I mean... if SNOPES said it was true... well, I mean IF Snopes said it was true... Oh wait, that's right, Snopes says it's false... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-trump-end-obamas-vacation-scam/
  12. A mosaic of Donald Trump made out of thousands of dick pics: And an image of Donald Trump made out of just one single dick pic:
  13. Trump representin' at the G7 climate change summit! WH put out some crap about not being able to attend because he was meeting with Germany and India. That's Angela Merkel on the right, and India's Narendi Modi is just off-photo on the other side of Merkel. Weird that both of them could make the meeting...
  14. Oh, sorry, sorry - meme thread, right...
  15. Weird - I thought the Republican view was that celebrities should stay out of talking politics. Unless you're Kid Rock or Tim Allen, of course. Historical footage of Clint Eastwood directly addressing everybody who cares what he has to say:
  16. Denmark would also get to claim 50% of our Olympic medals at next year's Olympics in any sports they choose, and for the period of no less than one calendar year, we would have to use the Danish name for our country - Amerikas Forenede Stater.
  17. EMAWesome is not a poster of integrity ......................................................honesty ......................................................intelligence So says the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Go Back To Shaggy
  18. I want Canada to say they want to buy Minnesota or Mexico to say they want to buy Arizona just to see how Trump would react.
  19. This star of society makes his claim to modern woke-ness: "I shared my yard with a colored guy... I grew up in the east - we grew up with... people."" Sings: "My milkshake brings all the ...people... to my yard..."
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