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TexLonghorn

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  1. Jesus. This thread : EMAW :: Cloak Room : 8badmofo31
  2. "You see all these pictures online. They have Obama. Obama! And Bill Clinton, who I'll tell you was the worst president. Just the worst. And a terrible guy, always wanted me to support him, but I only did because I had to. I had to, right? People would tell me I had to support him because things would happen if I didn't. You don't want things to happen, but things happen and I'll tell you, things really happened with Ol' Bill, right? But I like to make my own things happen. Anyway, you see these pictures. And these guys are supposed to be healing our nation after these terrible tragedies. Tragedies that happened much more often under their terms than mine, believe me. And I'm seeing these pictures, and these people aren't healed! Everyone's crying and sad, and Obama is right there not helping anything. He was there to heal, and this woman's all crying. Crying, right? Like he's hurting her, and I'm saying, "You're there to heal, why not done? Why not done?" Now, you look at the pictures of me. I went to Akron, Ohio, on Monday. Akron - great people there, they love me and they love Ohio, believe me. OH-HI-OH, they say! And they were so supportive of me and the tragedy that happened in Dayton, Ohio. Great crowds to see me. And I'm there in Dayton, and Bing Bing Boom! They're healed! "You have done more for me and for our city and state and country, than any doctor ever could! Thank you, Mr. Trump!," they said. I go there and I get it done, and everyone is happy in the pictures because they... People tell me it was the most important event to ever happen in Dayton, me being there. I don't even like to say it, but I hear everyone was saying it."
  3. @1:17 - He sells his patrolling with this gem: "I'll pretty much, ah, stay within Constitutional bounds when I'm doing this." "Pretty much"? He set a very low bar as his standard, and STILL couldn't stay above it...
  4. A singer who desperately wants to be in movies in 'Hollyweird'?? How pathetic!
  5. Moment of honesty from the dude making his organization's appeal to be allowed to have a "straight pride parade" in Modesto, CA:
  6. I dunno what gun Jesus would shoot with, but I know what sound it would make...
  7. I can't believe these stupid mistakes keep getting made on his official twitter. Obviously should have said "racist and divisive Donald Ttump".
  8. Cue automatic Republican response: "You musta done never gone out rabbit hunting in the dense underbrush of [insert backwoods dumbass podunk location]. You need to have drum cartridges like these'ms or you cain't get feed for your famly and young'ns. Not that you big city folk know nothing 'bout that. Don't come to my house when the govmint tries to invade your neighborhood neither - I'd protect my famly and still have 199 more rounds to stop the govmint from comin' in. Bless our troops. Blue lives matter."
  9. Thought I had posted the creature in full video motion, here ya go. Forget video games - THIS video is much more damaging to this country.
  10. Dan Patrick reads the white-power manifesto of the El Paso shooter, sees repeated mentions of anti-hispanic and anti-immigrant phrases (expressly written as the reason behind his actions), asks himself "What's changed in this country?"... and concludes it's fucking video games and argues there should be federal intervention into the video game industry. He read through PAGES of anti-immigrant tirade, and pulled out only that the shooter mentions "super soldier COD fantasy" (once, and not even in describing his own actions), and concludes video games must be the problem. Everyone who voted this asshat and into office and continues to support him should be embarrassed.
  11. Trump looked at AOC's appearance, looked at her name, and assumed she was from a different country. He did the same against two other US Congresswomen. That's racist. How is telling US-born citizens to 'go back where they come from' viewed as being 'anti-immigrant'? They aren't immigrants, they are Americans - so the correct alternative would be for you to view his statement as anti-American, not anti-immigrant.
  12. 1. Oh, The Great Houston-Michigan War of 1982. That's a great example, and an often-overlooked period of American History. Why everyone has to study the Austro-Hungarian Empire but never gets to explore the historical ramifications of the Astro-Michigandian Hellfire is beyond me. 🙄 2. AOC's not from Puerto Rico, she's from New York, so was Trump indicating she should go back to New York? If not, and he was suggesting AOC should go back to Puerto Rico, then there's your prima facie case for ya. Trump himself bitches about the US, so that can't be the reason for his tirade, unless you have some justification as to why he feels he can do it himself, but others (minority women) can't. Get serious.
  13. A DUI, fleeing from the police, multiple arrests on theft charges... And such a great public speaker! What a glorious era for the Republican Party! They must be so proud!
  14. Yeah, but have you seen the chef?
  15. Did you know that their fathers were roommates in college???
  16. Well... and him. The problem is the people who voted for Donald Trump... and Donald Trump. The people who voted for him may repeat the lies and horrible opinion points, but it's Trump that cements them into the national record by tweeting them out and turning them into federal policy.
  17. 1. "...Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all)" 2. The Congresswomen originally come mostly from the country of the United States of America 3. Ergo, the current United States of America government is a catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt, and inept anywhere in the world? Every accusation is a confession.
  18. This is 100% correct. They were fun in the early seasons, but they're such a stretch nowadays that they are almost unwatchable. This season's been kinda underwhelming for me too, really - way too many bots burning out and just sitting immobile for the countdown loss each week. Tonight's Hydra vs War Hawk totally paid off though! And the last-second flip of War Stop!
  19. Faruq: "You may think you're tough, and that you have the right stuff. But you're about to be stuffed, 'cause he's here to call your bluff! Man, you're just not enough... It's... GRUFF!" Crowd:
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