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TexLonghorn

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  1. Hey, everyone! Turns out we all misunderstood Mario Lopez when he posted about celebrity obsession and low intelligence! He actually meant the opposite! Oopsies! And this is his true belief, not a reaction to how ratioed he got for the first post.
  2. The TikTok version of this was posted somewhere (these threads are moving fast), but here's a fuller version from Youtube:
  3. Bias!! Why aren't they reporting on the three vote.gov visitors that were referred from Scott Baio's Truth account?? Somehow they don't count just because they couldn't understand the process to register??
  4. ""concepts of a plan"! We all immediately let out the most real, authentic, hysterical laughs of our entire lives!
  5. That, or Angela Merkel finally located the source of the smell in the room.
  6. I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games. And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!
  7. Baby, I'm Sorey, not sorry
  8. Uh oh. Turns out it might be a bit of a problem gathering a bunch of felons together in one place for an awards ceremony.
  9. Haha! Yeah, I have no idea either. That was the name of who tweeted out that list of repug “stars” that she was thankful for on the last page, and that is all I know about her. I looked up the one “star” I didn’t recognize at all (it didn’t help me) and stopped at that because I already felt my laptop was getting a virus just from THAT search.
  10. "You have a fan, Lamar!"
  11. "Coach, I have to head out - going to the zoo in the morning with the fam!" "You have fun tomorrow!"
  12. 1 - Didn't do a "1st game vs. 1st game" comparison because aggy looked like crap barfing their way through Elko's first game against ND, while Texas won their first game under Sark against #23 Louisiana by 20 points, 38-18. 2 - Didn't use the actual score of the Texas loss to Arkansas, which was 40-21, had to exaggerate it to 49 points to make it seem worse. Didn't mention the Texas game was AT arky, while their ND meltdown was at home "the toughest place to play in the land." Also didn't mention that just two weeks later that same arky team beat a supposedly #7 aggy team 20-10. 3 - Didn't recognize that their forum is already on fire, as a direct parallel to the dumpster that is their team.
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