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    Texas Tech says....
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    Texas Tech says, "Hold my beer."
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    Is she still married to Chucky? I haven't seen the recent shows
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    Prong thinks that if you shotgun a dog to death, it ends up looking like it's a precious sleeping pup, y'know, like those adorable Pound Puppies from the 80s - probably all slaughtered by repug maga governors.
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    Buried the goat in a somber and reverent religious ceremony. Ate the dog.
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    "And, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client has never even met the plaintiff. Well, maybe once or twice, I don't know, people say there are pictures. Look, he meets a lot of people, ok? He's very popular and when you're popular everyone wants to meet you and get a picture and the flashes go off and it's like flash, pop, pop pop pop. Like popcorn, right? All the popping and then you eat it and it's like you aren't eating anything at all, but it tastes so good. So good. But not the bailiff. The bailiff, look, the bailiff, ahhhhhhh. And the plaintiff. Some very good people are saying that she isn't the plaintiff, but she is, and she isn't, she isn't even the defendant's type, and he never met her before. Thank you."
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    ...and blind?
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    SEVEN hit batters?! Well, at least someone is happy with tonight's game...
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    Biden in Dallas, March 20:
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    Minnesota Republican Senator: "I don't know why I said that." Narrator: Hmm, yeah, that's one of the world's great mysteries, I guess.
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