Everything posted by Capt. Squints
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What are your favorite movie quotes?
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
The USPS commercial with Johnny Cash singing "I've been everywhere, man" over and fuckin over is wretched.
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The movie you just watched
I always seem to watch it when I come across it as well. Too bad they didn't succeed.
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Musk: American workers are lazy. Chinese workers are awesome.
That type of behavior might just fuck up your future plans.
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researchers figure out why infants die from SIDS
You could have a really nice aquarium custom-built for the baby. Maybe provide a snorkel and flippers. Just make sure to keep any curious cats away.
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New auto mod for lgbtq posts
Doggone, almost lost a four hundred dollar hand cart.
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New auto mod for lgbtq posts
De Camptown Ladies?
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New auto mod for lgbtq posts
We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
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Perfect Junk Food
*Protons* Good way to fuck up a salet.
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Car owner sued for vehicle he left at dealership for oil change after one employee runs over other employee with car.
Fucking lawyers trying to outlawyer one another up in here. Not that there's anything wrong with that..
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This months Trial of the Century Depp v Heard
- Car owner sued for vehicle he left at dealership for oil change after one employee runs over other employee with car.
Yeah, and who created those laws? Douchebag lawyers, that's who.- Marshall, TX seems like a second world country.....
Good luck, Bart!- Holy shit. Man tortures, cuts off finger of recidivist thief. Thief's GF says he deserved it.
At least they were decent enough to numb his hand with a hammer. In some quarters, that's considered quality anesthesia.- New auto mod for lgbtq posts
Does this mean that Ann Margret's not coming?- Fuck this city.
And the Creedence.- Character Actors Mt Rushmore
- What you cooking for Easter?
That's the spirit!- ¡Snek!
This past October we had about 11" of rain in two days. Front yard was flooded af. During the middle of the deluge at about 8pm, I started to step out on the front porch to cook one. I opened the front door and happened to look down before walking out (which I normally don't do) and there was a Copperhead at the door opening coiled and ready to strike. If I had taken half a step outside (I was barefooted) he would have nailed me. Quickly closed the door and hollered to the wife to bring me something to kill the serpent with. She brought me a plastic fucking dustpan.- The movie you just watched
I recently watched Sommersby. It was okay, but just barely. Dumbass Richard Gere character allowed himself to get hanged when he didn't have to. Fuck that noise.- Bruce Willis - done with acting
Wooden and stupid in Fury? He was great in it..albeit a little old for the character he portrayed. You're either being contrary or you didn't actually watch the movie.- Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
You do have a point. So if that's the case, we'll take him, but we don't want the Irish.- Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
You're killing your father, Larry.- Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
Yeah, but I'm in England.- Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
By no known definition would that varmint be considered a "man". - Car owner sued for vehicle he left at dealership for oil change after one employee runs over other employee with car.
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