Jump to content

Capt. Squints

Full Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    286

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Capt. Squints

  1. Capt. Squints
    Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
  2. Capt. Squints
    The USPS commercial with Johnny Cash singing "I've been everywhere, man" over and fuckin over is wretched.
  3. Capt. Squints
    I always seem to watch it when I come across it as well. Too bad they didn't succeed.
  4. Capt. Squints
    That type of behavior might just fuck up your future plans.
  5. Capt. Squints
    You could have a really nice aquarium custom-built for the baby. Maybe provide a snorkel and flippers. Just make sure to keep any curious cats away.
  6. Capt. Squints
    Doggone, almost lost a four hundred dollar hand cart.
  7. Capt. Squints
    De Camptown Ladies?
  8. Capt. Squints
    We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
  9. Capt. Squints
    *Protons* Good way to fuck up a salet.
  10. Capt. Squints
    Fucking lawyers trying to outlawyer one another up in here. Not that there's anything wrong with that..
  11. Capt. Squints
  12. Capt. Squints
    Yeah, and who created those laws? Douchebag lawyers, that's who.
  13. Capt. Squints
    Good luck, Bart!
  14. Capt. Squints
    At least they were decent enough to numb his hand with a hammer. In some quarters, that's considered quality anesthesia.
  15. Capt. Squints
    Does this mean that Ann Margret's not coming?
  16. Capt. Squints
    And the Creedence.
  17. Capt. Squints
    Strother Martin
  18. Capt. Squints
    That's the spirit!
  19. Capt. Squints
    This past October we had about 11" of rain in two days. Front yard was flooded af. During the middle of the deluge at about 8pm, I started to step out on the front porch to cook one. I opened the front door and happened to look down before walking out (which I normally don't do) and there was a Copperhead at the door opening coiled and ready to strike. If I had taken half a step outside (I was barefooted) he would have nailed me. Quickly closed the door and hollered to the wife to bring me something to kill the serpent with. She brought me a plastic fucking dustpan.
  20. Capt. Squints
    I recently watched Sommersby. It was okay, but just barely. Dumbass Richard Gere character allowed himself to get hanged when he didn't have to. Fuck that noise.
  21. Capt. Squints
    Wooden and stupid in Fury? He was great in it..albeit a little old for the character he portrayed. You're either being contrary or you didn't actually watch the movie.
  22. Capt. Squints
    You do have a point. So if that's the case, we'll take him, but we don't want the Irish.
  23. Capt. Squints
    You're killing your father, Larry.
  24. Capt. Squints
    Yeah, but I'm in England.
  25. Capt. Squints
    By no known definition would that varmint be considered a "man".

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...