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  1. Capt. Squints
    Your Mom is greatly impressed with his "range".
  2. Capt. Squints
    It's a combo.
  3. Capt. Squints
    *ensure*
  4. Capt. Squints
    You can also add Fury to the growing list.
  5. Capt. Squints
    I finally watched Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri. I thoroughly enjoyed it, but it could possibly have been a little shorter. Superb acting all around with Frances her usual phenomenal self.
  6. Capt. Squints
    So does Andy Devine.
  7. Capt. Squints
    Great lineup. I'm looking forward to seeing Elwood and his pooka again.
  8. Capt. Squints
    Hang, draw, and quarter the pos.
  9. Capt. Squints
    Lynda Blanchard for gov says hey. Claims she will finish Trump's wall. Where? Last I heard the browns weren't massing on the Tombigbee River. Every cycle they pander to the rubes with the "conservative, Christian valuuuues" with the obligatory hunting scene thrown in.
  10. Capt. Squints
    Her speech and mannerisms are annoying af. Sadly, I think she will win.
  11. Capt. Squints
    No love for The Bright Star? Also a Beard winner.
  12. Capt. Squints
    I say you owe every fucking one of us a Lucky Dog.
  13. Capt. Squints
    Or NATO.
  14. Capt. Squints
    You should write that one down in your Big Chief tablets.
  15. Capt. Squints
    I'm sure I'll get slammed for this, but it sounds like the kid is a prick. He was agitating for a confrontation, and the asshole cop obliged him. Fuck them both.
  16. Capt. Squints
    Eh, she probably kidnapped herself.
  17. Capt. Squints
    Fucking Men's Wearhouse cheap ass clothes. Backwards assholes can't even dress properly.
  18. Capt. Squints
    The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude.
  19. Capt. Squints
    Yeah, and the next thing we know you will be invading the territories from Mentone to Ono Island. Why don't you just settle for Demopolis like we originally offered? We'll kick in Prichard and Sand Mountain to sweeten the pot.
  20. Capt. Squints
    Not on your life. Galettes either.
  21. Capt. Squints
    I live in Mountain Brook so this hits close to home, and you can have it and The Summit. But under no circumstances will we relinquish Otey's. Keep your hands off of Taco Casa too.
  22. Capt. Squints
    True, but it has a pretty decent soundtrack.
  23. Capt. Squints
    Candice was a meal, but her weird-ass upbringing had to fuck her up a bit.
  24. Capt. Squints
    Years ago I was in chest deep water speck fishing the Chandeleur islands when I felt a tug on my belt-looped attached stringer of trout in tow. Much to my surprise a bull shark was chowing his way up the stringer towards me. Released the stringer to the youngster and gtf out of the water and never went back.
  25. Capt. Squints
    I'm pre-med.

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