Everything posted by Capt. Squints
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Bruce Willis - done with acting
Your Mom is greatly impressed with his "range".
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Bruce Willis - done with acting
It's a combo.
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Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
*ensure*
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Bruce Willis - done with acting
You can also add Fury to the growing list.
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The movie you just watched
I finally watched Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri. I thoroughly enjoyed it, but it could possibly have been a little shorter. Superb acting all around with Frances her usual phenomenal self.
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Bogie or the Duke...who ya got?
So does Andy Devine.
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TCM - 31 Days of Oscar 2022
Great lineup. I'm looking forward to seeing Elwood and his pooka again.
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This Dude Has Been Killing Dogs
Hang, draw, and quarter the pos.
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Mo Brooks (AL) has rising sea levels figured out
Lynda Blanchard for gov says hey. Claims she will finish Trump's wall. Where? Last I heard the browns weren't massing on the Tombigbee River. Every cycle they pander to the rubes with the "conservative, Christian valuuuues" with the obligatory hunting scene thrown in.
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Mo Brooks (AL) has rising sea levels figured out
Her speech and mannerisms are annoying af. Sadly, I think she will win.
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Road trip to Nashville via Shreveport- Vicksburg- Birmingham
No love for The Bright Star? Also a Beard winner.
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Moderating the moderators
I say you owe every fucking one of us a Lucky Dog.
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Senate passes bill to make DST permanent
Or NATO.
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Yogurt shop murders
You should write that one down in your Big Chief tablets.
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Fuck cops and their enablers, reason elentybillion
I'm sure I'll get slammed for this, but it sounds like the kid is a prick. He was agitating for a confrontation, and the asshole cop obliged him. Fuck them both.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Eh, she probably kidnapped herself.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Fucking Men's Wearhouse cheap ass clothes. Backwards assholes can't even dress properly.
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Lines or scenes you wouldn't see today
The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude.
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Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
Yeah, and the next thing we know you will be invading the territories from Mentone to Ono Island. Why don't you just settle for Demopolis like we originally offered? We'll kick in Prichard and Sand Mountain to sweeten the pot.
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Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
Not on your life. Galettes either.
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Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
I live in Mountain Brook so this hits close to home, and you can have it and The Summit. But under no circumstances will we relinquish Otey's. Keep your hands off of Taco Casa too.
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The movie you just watched
True, but it has a pretty decent soundtrack.
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Australian swimmer killed in shark attack
Candice was a meal, but her weird-ass upbringing had to fuck her up a bit.
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Australian swimmer killed in shark attack
Years ago I was in chest deep water speck fishing the Chandeleur islands when I felt a tug on my belt-looped attached stringer of trout in tow. Much to my surprise a bull shark was chowing his way up the stringer towards me. Released the stringer to the youngster and gtf out of the water and never went back.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I'm pre-med.