Everything posted by Capt. Squints
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops!"
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My best friend died today
He sounds like a great guy. I'm sorry for your loss.
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Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
Yeah, you got me on that one. I actually can't believe I'm defending Auburn.
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Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
You spend way too much time on this board. Get a life, son. Go outside..it might do you some good.
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Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
I'm not peddling anything, so why don't you help yourself to a bowl of fuck.
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Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
Auburn is actually a very good school. Tim Cook (CEO of Apple), a bunch of astronauts, Generals, etc. are grads. This is coming from a Bama guy, so, of course, we're all painted with the *inbred* brush by the UT Ivies, but you would be very wrong.
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Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
Yep, it's just a matter of degrees of crazy and your level of tolerance.
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American Happiness Reaches Five-decade Low
Personally, I think it all began with the Space Shuttle. The fucker pierced some sort of weather system up there and we've been on a downward spiral ever since.
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Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......
Obviously you're not a golfer.
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Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......
Same, and I want his ugly goldbricking ass out of my beach community.
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Celebrity Death Pool - 2022
Great list. Throw in the orange dude and maybe we have a chance.
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(kinda hot) female Governor of Baja California gives birth...in Brawley CA
I'm not sure that is something I would brag about or be proud of. But that's just like my opinion, man.
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Sleep Shows
Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, The Office, 48 Hours.
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1883
Where a rabbit couldn't go?
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The movie you just watched
I have watched Anthropoid a couple of times now. Damn good factual flick about the assassination of a high-ranking SS official. Cillian Murphy of Peaky Blinders fame in the lead. 4.5/5.00. Watch it bitches.
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I would go down on Holly Rowe
A deceased Betty White >>> Holly Rowe
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I would go down on Holly Rowe
I would eat one of my eyeballs first.
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The movie you just watched
The Station Agent. Upon my second viewing of the flick, I'm no longer afraid of midg.. uh, vertically challenged folk. Peter Dinklage is a fine little actor.
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Merry Christmas, assholes
Merry Christmas, and eat a bag.
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The Cloak Room is a terrible place.
Then why is it allowed?
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Pack of Monkeys kill 250 dogs
Anyone remember Travis the Maniacal Chimp? Yeah, fuck those face eating, genital mutilating shits. Kill 'em all.
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Mass Casualty Tornado Event in Kentucky
Eat a bowl of fuck, you unfunny ghoul.
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What are you thankful for today?
There's no rule against doing both.
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Ex Cop and son kill unarmed black man jogging
You ate sand?
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Ex Cop and son kill unarmed black man jogging
I would ask him what he majored in.