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  1. Capt. Squints
    "I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops!"
  2. Capt. Squints
    He sounds like a great guy. I'm sorry for your loss.
  3. Capt. Squints
    Yeah, you got me on that one. I actually can't believe I'm defending Auburn.
  4. Capt. Squints
    You spend way too much time on this board. Get a life, son. Go outside..it might do you some good.
  5. Capt. Squints
    I'm not peddling anything, so why don't you help yourself to a bowl of fuck.
  6. Capt. Squints
    Auburn is actually a very good school. Tim Cook (CEO of Apple), a bunch of astronauts, Generals, etc. are grads. This is coming from a Bama guy, so, of course, we're all painted with the *inbred* brush by the UT Ivies, but you would be very wrong.
  7. Capt. Squints
    Yep, it's just a matter of degrees of crazy and your level of tolerance.
  8. Capt. Squints
    Personally, I think it all began with the Space Shuttle. The fucker pierced some sort of weather system up there and we've been on a downward spiral ever since.
  9. Capt. Squints
    Obviously you're not a golfer.
  10. Capt. Squints
    Same, and I want his ugly goldbricking ass out of my beach community.
  11. Capt. Squints
    Great list. Throw in the orange dude and maybe we have a chance.
  12. Capt. Squints
    I'm not sure that is something I would brag about or be proud of. But that's just like my opinion, man.
  13. Capt. Squints
    Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, The Office, 48 Hours.
  14. Capt. Squints
    Where a rabbit couldn't go?
  15. Capt. Squints
    I have watched Anthropoid a couple of times now. Damn good factual flick about the assassination of a high-ranking SS official. Cillian Murphy of Peaky Blinders fame in the lead. 4.5/5.00. Watch it bitches.
  16. Capt. Squints
    A deceased Betty White >>> Holly Rowe
  17. Capt. Squints
    I would eat one of my eyeballs first.
  18. Capt. Squints
    The Station Agent. Upon my second viewing of the flick, I'm no longer afraid of midg.. uh, vertically challenged folk. Peter Dinklage is a fine little actor.
  19. Capt. Squints
    Merry Christmas, and eat a bag.
  20. Capt. Squints
    Then why is it allowed?
  21. Capt. Squints
    Anyone remember Travis the Maniacal Chimp? Yeah, fuck those face eating, genital mutilating shits. Kill 'em all.
  22. Capt. Squints
    Eat a bowl of fuck, you unfunny ghoul.
  23. Capt. Squints
    There's no rule against doing both.
  24. Capt. Squints
    You ate sand?
  25. Capt. Squints
    I would ask him what he majored in.

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