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    To be fair to Captain Ron, I don't think he was nominating those films. He was just trying to make a fruitless point (considering his audience). And fuck Michael J. Fox and anyone who likes that talentless, shaky, midget.
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    The Station Agent Eight Men Out Casablanca
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    Nah. His secret is that he knows what he's doing and he works his ass off.
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    Bama grad here with close family who are also Bama grads and Auburn grads. UA vs AU is considered one of the most intense (and ugliest) rivalries in all of sports. We razz one another for a day or so following the game, but we move on quickly, because it's just a fucking game. Some of you folks are taking this shit way too seriously.
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    In. "They turned Pete into a frog!"
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    You can't just gloss over the unspeakable things Bea did to Opie and Clint. She's also the primary reason Andy never remarried. Loathsome bitch ratted out Michael Rennie in The Day the Earth Stood Still.
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    I fucking hate Aunt Bea. She cheated in the pickle contest, shamed Andy into trading his lucky fly fishing gear to the mayor, and I'm pretty sure she molested Opie.
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    Lawrence of Arabia on TCM. It needs to be watched on the big screen where I first saw it, but it's so epic that it doesn't really matter.
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    I'm still running a pair of smoky 250hp 2 stroke Yams (2.5 mpg) on my 26' Regulator so I'm certainly doing my part.
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    The Alamo (1960) - Smitty Meets Sam Houston - YouTube.html
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    Jason McCord Uncle Fester Stymie
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    Yancy Derringer Amos Burke Officer Gunther Toody Lester Gruber
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    Yep, and I'll raise you with Josh Randall and Johnny Yuma.
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    Bret and Bart Maverick Floyd Lawson Rowdy Yates Hop Sing
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    *Your*
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    I'm aware of that and why I made no mention of our pathetic College of Education or so-so engineering school. But a professional business degree from Bama will get you job offers from anywhere in the country. My dumbass stepson is proof of that. He's worked in Chicago, Denver, and now Dallas. It also helps to have a massive endowment like UT has.
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    Lol. We also took in Bernie Madoff, so we have that going for us as well.
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    Bullshit. I have an accounting degree from Bama (and an MBA) The Journal of Accountancy consistently ranks (or did..haven't checked in awhile) our program in the top ten. A guy I shared classes went on to be the top man at Price Waterhouse. Several friends went to Harvard and Yale from Bama for law or graduate business. Bama also heavily recruited Jews from the Northeast back when the Ivy League schools discriminated against them. Tons of them came to school there.
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    And sometimes the bear, well, he eats....
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    "Blueberry pancakes are the scariest ones, kids!" ~ Count Floyd
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    Great actor. He also did a fine job as Gen. George Pickett in Gettysburg.
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    Thank you!

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