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  1. why is fatterson running the ball with a 150 lb freshman 3rd string QB...lol
  2. this is great. helps SMU playoff chances
  3. Wish we had a smart coach
  4. why does a christian school allow their cheerleaders to show cleavage thereby making men sin by touching themselves?
  5. is this the game thread
  6. Shane is going to win the Heisman and beat Alabama in the playoffs
  7. mensa isn't going anywhere until there is a route 66 buttfucking, which will probably happen after Sam is gone.
  8. the off-the-field aspect could be bigger than anyone knows. the ability to teach and motivate 18-21yr olds requires a bit of humble approach-ability, which former players have said some current coaches lack. I remember one player said the coaches don't say hello in the halls, and act as if their shit doesn't stink. There is a good chance orlando already lost the players.
  9. yep, Herman is never going to fire his friends. and also never going to win the big 12.
  10. tom what do you admire about fatterson?
  11. I wonder if orlando is bullying mensa. "hey todd can you stop the delayed blitzes" "fuck you little bitch tom" (dunks head in toilet) "now give me your lunch money"
  12. I'm hoping Sam does a Vince Young in his senior year: just audible everything. fuck the coaches.
  13. Can we send a message to the players on defense to stop listening to orlando. don't even acknowledge his existence. play with your instincts. you are better than him.
  14. I'd rather the Chiz be head coach
  15. I think Peterson peaked a few years ago when they made the playoffs. He seems lost now.
  16. damn nice to see accurate deep throws
  17. I hope we play SMU in a bowl game
  18. oregon defense has a bunch of freshman 3stars (some from texas) replacing injured guys and they are dominating the country. "At the midway point of the season, the Duck defense is putting up ridiculous stat after stat. After Colorado, the Ducks have held five straight opponents to single-digit points for the first time since 1958. They've allowed just one touchdown in 63 drives played. An opponent has gone 33 consecutive drives in the second half without a touchdown. The Ducks have an interception in 13 of the last 15 games, including eight straight games with an interception. Nine different players this season has been credited with an interception." youth isn't a valid excuse.
  19. tom's a rich narcissist who knows he has job security, why should he care about improving?
  20. mensa is ok with his buddy having the worst pass defense in school history, dead last in the big 12 and 5th worst in fbs. his motto is still "never change."
  21. we need to write Andy Avalos a blank check to come to Austin.
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