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  1. Walden Ponderer
    I find the overused bug-eyed crazy girl meme kinda attractive, so it's really not a good indicator of anything at all.
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    That's the Republican platform in a nutshell. It's funny that a Bernie Bro like me can see so clearly that Brisket et al are still conservatives, but apologists for the moral cesspool that is the current iteration of the Rrpublican Party are clueless.
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    Let's just hope there's no Leslies or Madisons on the schedule next season.
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    Not according to my pal the alien space-lizard. Seriously though, this same damned thing is getting posted multiple times in multiple forums.
  5. Walden Ponderer
    Damn I'm old.
  6. Walden Ponderer
    Pfft. As if anybody needed another reason to not live in South Dakota.
  7. Walden Ponderer
    Oh, I don't know. He was honest about wanting to have sex with his daughter.
  8. Walden Ponderer
    The self-reporting data shows side effects are about 30% more common for women. Makes me hopeful, because I'm getting my Pfizer booster on Monday.
  9. Walden Ponderer
    All this snapshot analysis is premature. In fall of 1981, the narrative was that Ronald Reagan's presidency was dead in the water. In March 1988, George Bush was buried. Wake me up next summer; that's when we will know more than diddly squat.
  10. Walden Ponderer
    I can't imagine Cawthorn has very many people who fit the generally understood meaning of the word "friends". Kinda like Ted Cruz -- even his reflection in the mirror hates him. Lauren is like any other caustic woman -- she'll never be lonely, because there's always some guy who will put up with her shit.
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    Sitting on a park bench in the middle of Chapel Hill, thinking about how long it has been since I last ate some good venison sausage, when from behind the softball fields, strolling straight towards me, comes a 6 point buck. Not a trophy, sure, but obviously good enough for Christmas dinner. He ran off immediately, of course, because I burst out laughing, thinking about how he's in pretty much the only part of North Carolina where he's not likely to get shot.
  13. Walden Ponderer
    Baseline "Grounded in reality." Hell, it's the damned litmus test.
  14. Walden Ponderer
    If you're Texas, you should sometimes hire a new coach after several seasons of not meeting expectations, and you should always hire a new coach after an abominable losing season with six straight abortions.
  15. Walden Ponderer
    You take the extra practices and give all the reps to underclassmen. You bring cardboard cutouts to go where the fans would normally be. You dox every single Texas fan who actually pays to attend the abomination.
  16. Walden Ponderer
    Don't forget Sarajevo 1990. Hoo-boy did THAT ever come out well for humanity.
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    Yeah, we'll go to the cheesedick bowl. Probably at 6-6, maybe 7-5. So fucking what. What does it say about this program that even the optimists don't give a fuck?
  18. Walden Ponderer
    I personally look forward to mass production of lab-grown meat. I'm also looking forward to laughing at people from all over the carnivore-to-vegan spectrum who will express squeamish opinions on the matter for no damn good reason.
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    It's been so long I have forgotten: was Howard S. off the wagon, or did y'all shitcan him purely based on the crappy job he did in his only season at OU? Either way, he's my case study in why it's good to ditch somebody after just one season if that season is craptacular enough.
  20. Walden Ponderer
    I can't believe you people. This is an incredibly important game. This one is for all the urinal cakes, baby!
  21. Walden Ponderer
    Fixed it for you. Common mistake of decent people.
  22. Walden Ponderer
    Just call him Pol Pot-belly.
  23. Walden Ponderer
    The whackadoodle menu at Taco Bell confuses me. I go there for cheap burritos or tacos... Why do they try to impress me with creativity? I'm not there for creativity, I'm there for cheap knockoffs of Mexican-ish fast food. Don't get me wrong, it's one of my favorite places to drop 5 bucks, but I don't understand their marketing even a little bit.
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    He doesn't have startup capital and he doesn't have expertise. There's a reason his website was a pathetic failure in spite of the fact that a straight C average computer science undergrad could have made millions off of it.
  25. Walden Ponderer
    "Asi a'hola" is the black drink in pre-Columbian Florida, and it gave the Oceola tribe their name. The vomiting was due to quantity consumed, not from the beverage itself. So long as you don't down a gallon of it, you should be fine.

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