Jump to content

Walden Ponderer

Certifiably Surly
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    10,041

  • Joined

  • Days Won

    15

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Walden Ponderer

  1. Walden Ponderer
    Highly appropriate to reference a story line in which a creature could assume both traditionally understood genders. This is both-siderism at its most primal.
  2. Walden Ponderer
    He's a visitor to Kyle field from another SEC school; you should hear his story about how friendly aggy can be.
  3. Walden Ponderer
    I think I'm in love.
  4. Walden Ponderer
    Whoop(s)!
  5. Walden Ponderer
    Why just certain posters? Surely both sides of every debate are equally at fault, right?
  6. Walden Ponderer
    Not even with someone else's corn cob. Ew.
  7. Walden Ponderer
    Depends. Would we be in a division with ISU? Or TCU? (fuck the last decade of Texas football.)
  8. Walden Ponderer
    TOR wasn't just an asshole. He is also an asshole who disappeared. Rampant speculation has the cause of his disappearance as being somehow felonious, which would not surprise anyone, but as far as I know, it was never more than speculation.
  9. Walden Ponderer
    He looks like someone stapled poison ivy to his sphincter.
  10. Walden Ponderer
    This can't be overstated. Trump was never about accomplishing anything; he was a pure "fuck you" from the emotionally abused far right. The fact that they were lashing out at those who had nothing to do with their abuse is irrelevant to them. They are like unreformed, unrepentant alcoholics.
  11. Walden Ponderer
    I gotta say, that would *really* freak me out. I mean, I work at home and my nearest coworker lives 90 miles away.
  12. Walden Ponderer
    Glad he's okay. That is not fun in the least; been there, done that, got the therapist bills to prove it can fuck you up. Meanwhile, I spent most of yesterday on my hands and knees plugging up holes on the outside of our house in a futile attempt to keep out black racer snakes that love to hang out under our laundry room. "They eat mice," I tell my wife, but to no avail. There's absolutely no reason at all to be afraid of them, but fuck it, I won't never get no sleep until she's sure they aren't there.
  13. Walden Ponderer
    Well, at least you didn't say The Derel.
  14. Walden Ponderer
    "Divine special appearance." I'm pretty sure her appearance is special, alright, but hardly divine.
  15. Walden Ponderer
  16. Walden Ponderer
    It's already been done as a movie.
  17. Walden Ponderer
    It's almost as if there's not honor among dunces.
  18. Walden Ponderer
    Please, God, if you exist, let there be a smoking gun on Ted Cruz. That would make my decade.
  19. Walden Ponderer
    NeverMarryAStripper. And an honorable mention for machinator, because I can watch Rube-Goldberg contraptions for hours on end.
  20. Walden Ponderer
    Well, not by a bunch of stoned wall-builders, right?
  21. Walden Ponderer
  22. Walden Ponderer
    Tax exemption is the opposite of staying the fuck out; it is a positive endorsement of organizing as a religious organization, and government shouldn't be doing that.
  23. Walden Ponderer
  24. Walden Ponderer
    I replied with a laugh, but the appropriate emoji is actually the "fuck you", except pointed at Trump/Texas, so I couldn't use it.
  25. Walden Ponderer
    Don't forget the Arctic, either. The Russian military is building up like crazy in the Arctic circle, taking advantage of warming, while we're still dithering over whether it's real or not. Because we're morons.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...