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  1. Walden Ponderer
    I always wondered if that pic of him having shit himself on the golf course was doctored. I'm not wondering anymore. Absolutely pathetic.
  2. Walden Ponderer
    Has there ever been a better personal embodiment of the modern Republican Party?
  3. Walden Ponderer
    One of my favorite restaurants is on the waterfront with a view across the way of the Rachel Carson Nature Reserve. It backs up to a Blackbeard museum, so pluses all around.
  4. Walden Ponderer
    You want me to backtrack and read every post in this thread? No fucking way. I barely consent to read the two prior to what I'm posting.
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    AOC is more what America 2050 will look and think like than anything Conservatives have to offer. It is perfectly natural that they are threatened by that fact. It's also humorous and pathetic, but that is a whole different subject, and we don't have a psychology board to analyze that pathology on.
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    I'm against this whole idea because I can see where the lawsuit it will bring is headed, and I don't want another fucking $1 to go to Donald Trump. No Cloak Room.
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    So, I just fast-forwarded to the last post on this thread. Without making me read the rest of this shit, is there some political reason for Herbstreit's take being shit beyond the obvious reason for Herbstreit's take being shit (i.e., you know, it's Herbstreit's take)? Because I really don't want to overthink my reason for believing Herbstreit is full of shit. If it's just the usual reason (Herbstreit is full of shit because he's... you know... Herbstreit) that would save me a lot of time.
  8. Walden Ponderer
    The Jaborwocky is not inelegible to run for Congress in Florida. That's not really a good standard to use for, you know... anything.
  9. Walden Ponderer
    Can we stick to reality here? Obama is constitutionally ineligible to run again; Trump is constitutionally incapable of holding a salad fork.
  10. Walden Ponderer
    100% batshit crazy does, in fact, represent unity. 100% certifiably unfit for life, but yes, that is a consensus.
  11. Walden Ponderer
    Well, I'm unabashedly aroused, so fuck your intransigence.
  12. Walden Ponderer
    Well, are you afraid of AOC's big dick, or not? That's the only relevant question left.
  13. Walden Ponderer
    So.... is reality a defensible paradigm? Or no? I need to know before my next cocktail party, so, expedition, please.
  14. Walden Ponderer
    But Italy DOES fuck up pizza. It's much better in the U.S. than it is in Italy.
  15. Walden Ponderer
    If James Madison hadn't had a boob fetish, it's like there's nothing you could point to to say that any of them were in any way normal.
  16. Walden Ponderer
    Long story short: small-penised white men afraid of everyone who is not also a small-penised white man.
  17. Walden Ponderer
    Interesting how the "Sane person" circle only intersects the "Democrats" circle. Granted, it's bigger than that circle, but sure as fuck neither the Republicans nor Libertarians circles have even one scintilla in that intersection.
  18. Walden Ponderer
    AOC = the future. I like the future.
  19. Walden Ponderer
    Until y'all elect a non-Republican (hell, at this point, even a half-wit Libertarian would be an improvement) I'm gonna smugly keep on bein' glad I moved. I'm more Texan than Allen West by 1,000,000,000%, and I want nothing to do with Texas (other than the Longhorns) at the moment.
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    How long until Trump is declared mentally unfit? I'm thinking completely in terms of legal liability. I mean, let's face it, I want him drawn and quartered, but legally, is he mentally competent to stand trial for any of his offenses? Because, duh, he has no connection to reality. Hard to decipher exactly when he lost it, but it's unquestionable that it was while he was still technically in office, and several officials were derelict in their duty to declare him unfit for office at the time.
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    So... if we nuke Idaho, will the potatoes still be edible...?
  22. Walden Ponderer
    Yaupon tea is three times better than any other kind of hot tea, and is ten times better than Yerba Mate. And with seven times the caffeine of coffee, that makes it my preferred method of artificially induced cardiac arrythmia.
  23. Walden Ponderer
    If Manchin and Sinema were really they outliers they are made out to be, we'd already have the talking filibuster solution. Two arms out of 50 is not a lot to twist if the other 48 are unified. I would guess there's a good ten or so other Dem senators who don't want a lot of change and are more than happy to let Manchema take the blame for obstruction.
  24. Walden Ponderer
    I'd say it's a bitter joke -- not a serious invocation of justifying violence, but not a quest for guffaws, either. Mostly just venting frustrations.
  25. Walden Ponderer
    I thought he was funny a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. I suspect his attempts to justify his fear-based political opinions are at war with his incisive bullshit meter, because he used to have a good one, but he would undoubtedly hiri kiri at the first sign of self-awareness these days. He's too smart to believe what he believes, and I suspect that deep down, he knows it, and despises himself for it.

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