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Walden Ponderer

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  1. Seriously? NC is decriminalized? I'll see y'all in the gardening thread.... Edit: Shit. Half an ounce or less. I guess I'll have to put off the expansion of my herb garden for a few more legislative sessions at minimum.
  2. Fair enough. I don't know that whole story... don't want to know. But I suspect it's not as bad as what happened at Pedo State, that's all I'm saying.
  3. This thread should die in a butter-toothed grin of slapped-silliness, but not without it being pointed out that while Mack Brown is the petty bitch that CTJ has pointed him out as being, the sycophantic adulation angle is the only one in which he ought to be compared to the world-class sleazeball that is Joe Paterno. Mack was merely a bureaucratic fuck-up who sowed the seeds of his own demise at a program he admittedly ran pretty well. Paterno was an enabler of pedophilia, pederasty, and probably bad podiatry. Paterno = evil motherfucker, Mack merely made me wanna punch shit. Totally different dynamic.
  4. So, if someone looks like an idiot, and talks like an idiot, they are probably a Republican. Got it.
  5. ...except that so many of the people questioning what the government and corporations are telling us happen to be racist Nazi conspiracy theorists...
  6. I met some new neighbors yesterday. Bought a couple of dining chairs off of Facebook Marketplace, and met this nice couple from a farm a couple of miles up the road. She's an accountant, he's an artist, and they have all sorts of interesting stuff around the place. Turns out, they met in Amarillo a few years ago; he'd lived there for a while. I knew we'd be friends right away, because his first question was, "You're not an aggy, are you? No? Thank God. Those people are weird."
  7. It's Minnamara Lago, if you want to get technical about it.
  8. Bog jumpers is an offensive term; we prefer to be called "the fucking Irish".
  9. So... How do we talk the rest of MAGA Nation into taking faulty private planes on ill-fated junkets?
  10. This page really gets my Irish up.
  11. Bugs the shit out of me that people don't realize dark roast coffee has less caffeine in it. Gimme a good medium roast coffee, and if you put a goddamn thing in it, I'll fucking cut you. 2, 4, A for the record, though.
  12. Sweet tea exists in Texas because aggy exists in Texas. And yes, like all other things aggy, it is too gross for civilization.
  13. Agreed. When transgender persons vacuously, selfishly, stupidly, and insultingly try to foist their vacuous, stupid, selfish opinions on us and make us pay their salary to do so, they should be called "assholes" just like non-transgender persons acting in such an assholish fashion.
  14. Well, it's not like we've seen literal poo flinging from them yet, I suppose. But tourists carrying Molotov cocktails seems like some sort of event horizon when it comes to cray-cray.
  15. Fun fact: Jesus never ate a single bite of ham, smoked or otherwise. I have no knowledge of his position on pancakes.
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