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    To be clear, my preferred outcome is he dangles running for long enough to ruin the planning stages for anyone who actually runs... and then he goes to a lengthy trial, followed by a conviction and jail time. That way, whoever the GOP candidate is, Trump is the issue, while Trump himself is wearing plastic shoes and begging for laundry duty instead of making license plates.
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    Nonsense. Jesus did that pretty much every day of his life, and he's still got his name all over all kinds of merch. Granted, he's been cut out of the deal, but I maintain that's because he didn't insist on having royalties written into his contract, not because of being more moral than his nominal followers.
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    Go back to Canada, weirdo.
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    I know a disease God can't cure: pervert cancer.
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    Hell, I'd love for him to run again. Nothing in the world could guarantee higher motivation for sane people to get out to vote than having that fat-assed barbarian on the ballot again.
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    Never having consumed piss, I'll have to take your word for it.
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    The vast majority of miscarriages are indiscernible from a normal menstrual cycle. Anyone who has ever studied human fertility even casually will have encountered this basic fact before. Which, obviously, excludes 99% of the anti-science party. A Republican who even knows the word 'zygote' is by definition an outlier. Because they are fucking morons.
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    I'm sorry, but you've got to draw the line somewhere. Good God, what kind of heathens do you take us for?
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    It was the pics of her with Satan doing the Lambada, wasn't it?
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    "They're heroes to me, dammit!"
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    It's not like 45 doesn't blend in already with the Oompa Loompas, either.
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    No. Miracle Whip on a salami sandwich is exactly right.
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    I think I personally would like Tom Herman, if he tweaked a few of his philosophies regarding offense and running the QB, maybe treated his players with a little more respect and accountability, had a bit more confidence in a crisis, and was... you know... someone else.
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    I have yet to hear someone complain about child support who didn't turn out to be an asshole. Just sayin'.
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    The more I think about this, the more fair it sounds.
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    Fixed.
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    Well, if they're angling for an insanity defense, that's a pretty fucking strong data point. Not that I give one rat's ass. If you want to shoot 'em up with thorazine before lining 'em up against the wall, hey go for it.
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    What's up with ignoring inertia? And why the fuck did I never notice before?
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    Well, given that I posted it on the wrong fucking thread, I'm in no position to judge.

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