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83Horn

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  1. Jeez...that pitch almost hit Ardoin, and it's called a strike
  2. Yeah, baby...1-0 Texas
  3. Don't need him...our staff is fine
  4. But what if these sea bass had really nasty dispositions and were armed with laser beams?
  5. As an official citizen of Longhorn Nation, I like the Slippery Rock thing, but there are other traditions I miss much more...like winning consistently, at home and on the road, beating OU regularly, winning conference championships regularly, and being in the conversation for National Championships on an annual basis.
  6. Not pulling for either team, but definitely pulling against Texas.
  7. No problem with Witt being there, but if 1 Vol gets on, it's Nixon time
  8. Alight boys...get these 3 outs, and wrap this up.
  9. Cripes, these Oscar Meyer commercials are a beating. Between the choir and the little girl with lightening out her eyes, I'll never buy their products again.
  10. I don't know...looks like they might enjoy some Q
  11. About everything but the game at hand
  12. So, I've resigned myself to having to spend the rest of the game hearing about how fired up and gritty this Tennessee team is.
  13. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway!
  14. That rug really tied the room together, did it not? Fuckin' A. And this guy peed on it. Donny, please. You know, this is the fuckin' guy...I could find this fuckin' Lebowski guy. His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude.
  15. The Dude abides...I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there...the Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.
  16. Hmmmm...second team, huh? M'kay.
  17. Fuck you. Fuck the three of you. It's cool, Walter. No. Without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fuckin' rules. His girlfriend gave up her toe. She thought we would get a million dollars. It's not fair. FAIR? Who's the fuckin' nihilists around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies.
  18. Oh yeah? Yes, they find it difficult to say. It makes them uncomfortable, whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his...johnson.
  19. No they don't. Our record is 3-2 against them.
  20. OMAHA, BABY!!!!
  21. CAM BOMB!!!
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