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Hookah Horns

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  1. That Stewart rant is epic.
  2. Did you know most Texas prisons aren't air conditioned? That blows my mind.
  3. Religious freedom means theocracy to these assholes. Pure Orwellian shit. These people need to be wiped off the planet.
  4. One more post. It's hilarious that the governor or whoever seems to think firing this dude makes their problem go away. It turns out there are more lawyers out there.
  5. Walk me through why a firm that helps people get on disability would help misappropriate welfare funds for the benefit of Southern Miss.
  6. Mississippi, the role model of the Texas GQP.
  7. Gaetz has a face only a fist could love.
  8. How the fuck did the Ukes leave Tucker off that list? Or was it just Fox who did?
  9. You owe us one Covid!
  10. This is the way. The only fucking way.
  11. I would give anything to see a Democrat congresscritter say stuff exactly like this. Fuck decorum, the GQP doesn't even respect the constitution or this country.
  12. It's interesting to try to imagine what his demeanor would've been had he been there watching it in view of the cameras as well as his minions. I don't think he'd literally cheer them on, e.g., clapping or doing his trademark bukkake jig or some such shit. It's also hard to imagine him wearing that neutral default scowl while watching his army at work. The answer is probably something like this.
  13. Just need to get him some sweet pharma stock of whoever the biggest little pill makers are.
  14. This vote proves it. SCOTUS aside, when the vast majority of the GQP are voting against making birth control federally legal, what do you think they're going to do when they have the majority?
  15. If America fucks around in November, I have no doubt we'll soon find out that birth control, gay marriage etc. are federally banned. They won't hesitate to nuke the filibuster to do it.
  16. Mine would be Australia if they didn't have fuckin mutant spiders that'd give me a heart attack when I encounter them. Way too phobic for that shit.
  17. A little too on the nose.
  18. What's most depressing to me is Hot Wheels will roll to an easy victory in November despite all his fuckery, failures, and being a prick.
  19. The planet is officially fucked. Neato.
  20. Didn't know about Lindell TV. So does Lindell just pay the anchor to just sit there and listen to his insane rantings and ravings?
  21. I really don't know how that Arredondo guy can live with himself.
  22. That's not the direction they'd rapture if they raptured.
  23. Give me a fucking break with this bullshit.
  24. That's fucking amazing. I'm not even sure what the appeal of bitcoin mining is to Abbott and Cruz other than it being bad for the environment. And of course I'm sure they're getting kickbacks.
  25. "Thanks for reelecting me Governor of Texas." -- Hot Wheels, Nov. 2022
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