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Hookah Horns

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  1. It fucking enrages me that I've been arrested twice, once for a joint and once for jaywalking (srsly), while this sawed off cocksucker gets mere citations for repeatedly trying to bring loaded guns onto planes, driving without a license. Not to mention getting no sanction for trying to destroy our democracy.
  2. I'm not familiar with Sun City - are these well-heeled olds? Seems to me that well-heeled and cultured olds are much more likely to be/vote D than the salt of the earth/country olds.
  3. What is an airplane dipper?
  4. Would be funny if it wasn't depressing as fuck.
  5. Yes let's just appease the warmongering dictator as he's rampaging through Europe. Works every time.
  6. It also gets redder the more olds there are. There are swarms of olds in New Braunfels and in that picture.
  7. What's the mattress weighing story?
  8. Looks like he played in Dalton on Friday.
  9. Mon oreiller vilain.
  10. Don't forget gaslighting the libs. That's really all they're about.
  11. This all makes a lot of sense, but Michael Cohen is very confident that he won't run (bc of the fear of losing again). Cohen knows him better than most. I'm starting to think the speaker of the house thing is within the range of outcomes. He'd get to remain relevant and a kingmaker in the GQP without having to risk the defeat he couldn't handle. Get ready folks... PoTUS: Rhonda Santis VP: Marjie 3names SoTH: Dotard Majority ldr: Hawley or Cotton Ex-pat: me
  12. There's a lot of material to choose from, but I have to say this is his most hilarious bit. The fake dialogue with the doctors who are blown away by his performance reliably brings the lulz. I like that this time he mixed in the bit about his uncle being the smartest person in history and how that somehow says something about him. He's like one of those pull-string farm animal toys, just repeating the same handful of anecdotes that he can keep sort of straight in his mind. These are going to be truly epic after a couple more years of dementia and Rhonda fully supplanting him in the hearts of the deplorables (I'm sure he'll still be giving speeches to pathetically small crowds to try and keep the grift going).
  13. Member when he called Christine Blasey Ford attractive and pleasing? I member.
  14. Same here. It scarcely seems possible. I can't imagine what being raised by that cunt would do to a person. Actually, maybe not that much since they have half her genes, and I'd wager their dad is an epic dumbass as well.
  15. I imagine if you called her a "librul" she'd melt into a puddle like the wicked witch (of west Georgia) she is.
  16. I was thinking if I was an impartial juror I wouldn't ding someone - who was sharing an account with several other people - much for not remembering if they liked one particular post. But after thinking about it, the post was so beyond the pale that anyone who liked that shit would remember it, and any decent person would know that they wouldn't like such a thing. So yeah, not a good look for 3names.
  17. This is generally right, but doesn't really apply here. IIRC, 3names' story on this was that her staff also used the account and she can't remember whether she gave the like. I don't think there's any way to prove that's false, so it's only going to establish that she can't reliably speak to her fb account usage. There's not going to be damaging testimony about that that she can't deny.
  18. In Moldova I could see them doing that thing where they send in a bunch of plain clothes soldiers to play separatist. Much of your post confuses me though. How would attacking Moldova be aggression against NATO? Moldova isn't in NATO.
  19. Not the case at all. Everything I said is supported by facts. I'm sorry it triggered you. Maybe read some more. NATO is definitely tolerating what's going on right now in Ukraine. Not sure how you could argue otherwise. My best guess is you couldn't figure out that by "tolerating" I meant not attacking Russia, and you thought I was critical of NATO for not caring or something. I'm not sure how anyone's reading comprehension could be that shitty, though.
  20. It's always funny when someone is this confident in their ignorance. Being a huge prick about it too is even more entertaining. You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Did I say that the US would launch the nukes? No, you illiterate boob, I didn't. I'm not sure what your hatred of the "few keystrokes" comment is all about. Maybe you're not aware that Russian hackers already almost certainly have back doors in critical systems. Yes, it's a few keystrokes.
  21. It's pretty clear by now that we will tolerate anything short of a literal attack on US or NATO territory. It's not just nukes that scare us, the Russians are all up in our cyberspace and could bring us to our knees with some keystrokes. The scariest thing there is MAD doesn't apply to cyber as neatly as it does nuclear; while we could (probably) still fuck a lot of their shit up, we are vastly more connected and dependent on the internet than they are. They also have less to lose in a cyber war, seeing as how we've already taken the piss out of their economy. However, cyber attacks on a big enough scale could easily lead to nuclear war, so MAD is still part of the calculus. And who knows, maybe we're not even in their stuff to the extent they're in ours.
  22. I was joking before about fighting about this. I have no idea and don't really care. But comparing the Cowboys as a franchise and the infrastructure and land of Disney World doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Of course you couldn't buy the entity and rights of DisneyWorld for less than 12 figures.
  23. I'll go as high as 10, but no higher. Fight me.
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