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ajax

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  1. Last night I was having a dream where I was having sexy time with some random cute girl. And then out of nowhere the cute girl says, " let me try this" and then proceeds to stick her whole hand down her throat to make herself puke. So she starts puking all over me in my dream, and I'm thrashing around in bed going "No! Don't!" My wife shakes me awake. And then she asked me what my nightmare was about. I told her I was being chased by tigers.
  2. Wtf? What else could go wrong? Next time this thread is bumped, I bet it'll be because Earl gets attacked by a previously thought to be extinct dinosaur.
  3. Snow Girl, a Spanish series about a kidnapping, was really good.
  4. ...and that's how I met your mother
  5. I feel dirty about rooting for USC
  6. Holy shit, the pokes really want to lose this game
  7. Pretty obvious hold by the OU receiver there. But they only call the 12 men on the field by OSU.
  8. Well, she's not dating anyone currently
  9. And those fucking refs can eat me. I hope they all get dick cancer.
  10. Pitt playing FSU just fumbled the ball on a long pass play right at the goal line. FSU ball. Dammit.
  11. RIP my blood pressure
  12. This movie was way better and way funnier than it had any right to be. I laughed several times. Then I saw it was written by Robert Kirkman, creator of the Walking Dead and Invincible, and it totally made sense.
  13. Remember Blade? He's back, in MCU form.
  14. ajax replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Music
    Not my favorite drummer, but I love ii's playing from Sleep Token.
  15. This might have been mentioned already in this thread, but our punter is pretty awesome.
  16. Knights of the Zodiac Could very well be one of the worst movies on Netflix.
  17. Francis looked good but Fury looked like shit
  18. I had a dream that Gabriel would throw a pick 6 on the first drive
  19. In case anyone was wondering, here's more recent picture of the cheerleader.
  20. 1% on Martin and 99% on Benioff and Weiss
  21. Rumors are that the Marvels after-credit scene will feature a well-known character played by a well-known actor. Word of mouth on this movie is pretty bad btw.
  22. Yes! I'm going to see Beartooth and Invent Animate in Seattle next year. IA has gotten so good lately.
  23. Okay I took a look at the list. I think a better title would be "a list of guitar players that will make me sound cool and hip - from someone living in the year 1997."
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