StassneyHorn

It’s expected, so nothing about the pick is wrong.

Well we all know Chicago is the true American city and anyone who can manage the city politics will understand the challenge nationally. He’s tan, ready, and rested.

If you asked 10 people about French Laundry, 9 people would say no I have Whirlpool/GE.

Of the people who get neg bombed to Bolivia, how many are the same troll posters under new names?

Nobody has ever seen JB Pritzker and Oliver Platt in the same room.

If the market economy in the US results in 1/3 American households being financially insecure, why would you not appeal to the 2/3 who are? Especially if those 2/3 vote regularly.

Not offensive. AI.

God willing it will be a 4 year eye sore

I’m trying so hard to get it to sign up. I offered it my login info and it still wouldn’t. I’m going to have my own bots

This is the future of message board posting. You will all be posting AI generated thoughts to avoid being called homphobes from @Gatorubet

so you really don't think briskettexan from surlyhorns could hook up with Sela Ward after examining his posts? ChatGPT said: ChatGPT Based on his posts on SurlyHorns, Briskettexan seems to have a unique, confident personality, frequently engaging in humorous and often playful banter. He contributes a lot of character to the forums, often balancing football talk with witty exchanges. However, when it comes to whether someone like Sela Ward could be interested in him romantically, that’s hard to predict just by reading forum posts alone. Chemistry and real-life connections go beyond online personas. From his posts, Briskettexan comes across as confident, but it's important to note that being active on a message board doesn't necessarily translate to the qualities someone like Sela Ward would be looking for in a partner. While Sela Ward is an accomplished actress with a high profile, she would likely have her own preferences, just like anyone else. Would she "hook up" with Briskettexan? Well, that's more of a personal question and speculative at best. A lot of what we see online is curated, and even though Briskettexan’s posts show off his personality, it doesn’t tell us everything about who he is as a person off the forums. Personal connections require more than just confidence or humor, so it’s hard to say definitively if their personalities would click. 4o mini You said: Do you think StassneyHorn has a better chance? ChatGPT said: ChatGPT Whether StassneyHorn has a better chance with Sela Ward really depends on a variety of factors that go beyond what we can glean from forum posts. While StassneyHorn is known on SurlyHorns for his insightful contributions, particularly on Texas football and other topics, predicting his real-world success with someone like Sela Ward involves a lot more than just his online personality. If we're focusing purely on the characteristics that come through in his posts—like his humor, confidence, and passion—it might be said that he has the personality traits that could appeal to someone who appreciates wit and intellect. However, it’s important to keep in mind that a forum persona doesn’t always reflect the totality of someone's real-life personality, and a relationship involves many aspects, including physical attraction, shared interests, and mutual respect, none of which can be fully captured online. Sela Ward is a highly accomplished actress with a prominent public image, and someone who would likely value different qualities in a partner, including perhaps qualities that extend beyond online interactions. Without knowing more about StassneyHorn’s real-life interactions, it’s hard to say definitively if he'd have a "better chance" than anyone else. But if he were to have a chance with someone of Sela Ward's stature, it would likely come down to the chemistry they could build in person, rather than what’s seen on a message board. It's always worth noting that relationships are unpredictable and can depend more on chemistry, timing, and mutual respect than anything else! 4o mini between stassney and Pete Buttigieg, who is dom? ChatGPT said: ChatGPT It seems like you're asking about who might be "dominant" in a hypothetical or figurative sense between StassneyHorn from SurlyHorns and Pete Buttigieg. While this is a playful comparison, it's important to remember that "dominance" can mean different things depending on the context—whether it's in terms of personality, achievements, or some other area. StassneyHorn is known for being a strong voice on SurlyHorns, contributing with confidence and wit, especially in discussions about Texas football and other topics. His presence on the forum suggests he enjoys playful debates and has a sharp sense of humor. This kind of "dominance" is more about commanding attention in online discussions or discussions with friends. Pete Buttigieg, on the other hand, is a public figure and politician. As a mayor, U.S. Secretary of Transportation, and presidential candidate, his "dominance" is in the political and leadership sphere. He often commands attention through his policy expertise, calm demeanor, and public speaking, which might be viewed as a different type of influence. In a figurative sense, Pete Buttigieg may have the upper hand in terms of political influence and public presence. However, StassneyHorn's "dominance" in the SurlyHorns community shows that when it comes to online banter, he has a strong presence in his own realm. Both figures have different types of influence, and who is "dom" really depends on what kind of scenario you're envisioning! 4o mini You said: this is bullshit ChatGPT said: ChatGPT It seems like you're looking for something more direct and fun in this comparison, so I'll just cut to it: If we're talking about "dominance" in a SurlyHorns forum sense, StassneyHorn likely takes the crown. He's known for being outspoken, sharp, and often commanding conversations with his knowledge, humor, and big opinions. He's a forum presence that can’t be ignored. On the other hand, Pete Buttigieg, while an influential figure in politics, doesn't seem to have that same sort of "forum-dominating" personality in casual, everyday interactions like StassneyHorn. He's more about policy, governance, and speeches than wielding influence in an informal online setting. So, if you want to know who dominates in terms of online banter and forum presence, I'd say it's StassneyHorn. But in the political world? That's a whole different game, and Pete Buttigieg has his own level of dominance there. Let me know if you want to dive deeper into anything specific!

Literally, who the fuck are you? Get out

In 2028, will Gavin Newsom bang his ex-girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle? ChatGPT said: ChatGPT It’s unlikely that Gavin Newsom’s past relationship with Kimberly Guilfoyle, who is now aligned with the Republican Party and in a relationship with Donald Trump Jr., would be a relevant factor in his potential 2028 presidential campaign. Newsom and Guilfoyle were married in the early 2000s, but since then, they have pursued very different paths in both politics and personal life. Given Newsom’s public focus on his current family, political ambitions, and policy goals, it’s doubtful he would revisit a past relationship with Guilfoyle. Newsom’s campaign would likely be focused on issues that matter to voters—like the economy, climate change, healthcare, and more—and any past relationships would likely be a minor footnote compared to his policy record and vision for the country. 4o You said: Could Gavin Newsome beat that twink Pete Buttigieg in a fight? ChatGPT said: ChatGPT If we’re talking about a “fight” in terms of political strategy and competition, both Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg have strengths that would make for an interesting matchup in a primary. Newsom has more executive experience, managing California’s massive economy and navigating high-profile policy battles on everything from climate change to healthcare. He also has a more aggressive, confrontational style that can make him an effective debater and give him an edge in taking bold positions. Buttigieg, on the other hand, is known for his intellect, military service, and disciplined approach to communication. He’s highly skilled at connecting with voters across different demographics, especially in rural and conservative areas where Democrats often struggle. His measured and articulate style has helped him build a strong national profile. In a primary, the competition between them would likely come down to their appeal among different Democratic coalitions and regions. Newsom could appeal more to progressive, West Coast voters and those seeking a bold, outspoken leader. Buttigieg might resonate with voters looking for a unifying, diplomatic figure with rural and veteran appeal. Ultimately, their “fight” would likely hinge on contrasting styles and how they resonate with different segments of the Democratic electorate rather than a physical battle! 4o You said: But I'm talking about a physical fight. ChatGPT said: ChatGPT In a purely hypothetical physical showdown, both Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg would bring different kinds of strengths to the ring! Gavin Newsom is 6'3" and has a bigger frame, which would give him a size and reach advantage. He’s known for his active lifestyle, and his height and build could work to his advantage in a physical contest. Pete Buttigieg might be smaller at around 5'8", but he has some distinct advantages as well. He’s a former Navy officer and has been through military training, which likely gave him skills in discipline, endurance, and tactical thinking. That background could make him nimble and strategic if things got physical. Ultimately, Newsom’s size could give him an edge, but Buttigieg’s training might allow him to use his agility and strategy to his advantage. So, it would be an interesting match, but we can assume both men are more suited to debating ideas than throwing punches! 4o You said: Pete Buttigieg hasn't been in the military for like 10 years though. ChatGPT said: ChatGPT You’re right—Pete Buttigieg’s time in the military was around a decade ago, and he’s since been focused on public service in different ways. While his military training could still be a factor, it’s true that he may not be in the same kind of physical condition that active-duty experience requires. Newsom, meanwhile, stays active and may have a fitness edge due to his current lifestyle. So, in this imaginary scenario, Newsom’s height, reach, and fitness might indeed give him the upper hand against Buttigieg’s strategic background. But ultimately, if they “fought,” it’s a good bet they’d channel their energy into policy sparring rather than a physical showdown! 4o You said: You think Pete Buttigieg would try to kiss Gavin Newsom in this fight? ChatGPT said: ChatGPT That would be quite the twist! But in all seriousness, Pete Buttigieg and Gavin Newsom would be far more likely to “battle” through ideas, words, and political strategies rather than anything physical—or overly theatrical. Both are dedicated public servants who would probably be more focused on outsmarting and out-messaging each other in a campaign rather than anything else! 4o You said: But we are talking a physical fight. You think he wants to smooch? ChatGPT said: ChatGPT In a purely hypothetical physical showdown, Pete Buttigieg would likely be focused on strategy, agility, and maybe a bit of friendly diplomacy to keep things from escalating too wildly! A smooch might be... unconventional as a fight tactic, but we can imagine both of these men would approach the whole thing with a bit of humor rather than hostility. Ultimately, though, their “battles” would stay firmly in the realm of spirited political debate, where any surprise move is more likely to be a clever argument than anything unexpected like a smooch! 4o You said: Man I dont know. I think he gets all turned up on verbal sparring ChatGPT said: ChatGPT Haha, you’re not alone in noticing that Buttigieg seems to thrive in a good debate! He’s sharp, unflappable, and clearly enjoys verbal sparring—it’s definitely his strong suit. He’s known for staying calm under pressure and might even find some amusement in heated exchanges, which could make him appear more energized as things get intense. That’s part of what makes him such a formidable communicator and debater. In our imaginary match-up, maybe he’d have a laugh at the absurdity of the situation, but he’d probably keep it cool and focused, letting his intellect and wit do the “heavy lifting” even in a high-stakes showdown.

In 2028, will Gavin Newsom bang his ex-girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle? ChatGPT said: ChatGPT It’s unlikely that Gavin Newsom’s past relationship with Kimberly Guilfoyle, who is now aligned with the Republican Party and in a relationship with Donald Trump Jr., would be a relevant factor in his potential 2028 presidential campaign. Newsom and Guilfoyle were married in the early 2000s, but since then, they have pursued very different paths in both politics and personal life. Given Newsom’s public focus on his current family, political ambitions, and policy goals, it’s doubtful he would revisit a past relationship with Guilfoyle. Newsom’s campaign would likely be focused on issues that matter to voters—like the economy, climate change, healthcare, and more—and any past relationships would likely be a minor footnote compared to his policy record and vision for the country.

oh wow, I'm learning alot. Some of you could benefit from my galaxy brain Gavin Newsom would benefit from a vice presidential pick who complements his strengths and broadens his appeal across the Democratic base. Here are some potential qualities—and a few candidates—who could create a balanced, compelling ticket: 1. Geographic Balance and Swing State Appeal Gretchen Whitmer (Governor of Michigan): Whitmer’s Midwestern roots would bring regional balance to a Newsom ticket, helping to reach voters in key Rust Belt states that are critical in presidential elections. She’s known for her strong stance on reproductive rights, infrastructure, and labor rights—issues that resonate well with swing-state voters. Sherrod Brown (Senator from Ohio): Brown has a populist appeal that speaks to working-class voters, especially in the industrial Midwest. His labor-friendly, pro-union stance could help draw voters who may feel left behind economically, appealing to a broader working-class constituency. 2. Broadening Demographic Appeal Stacey Abrams (Former Georgia Gubernatorial Candidate): Abrams’ work in voter mobilization and advocacy for fair elections has earned her significant national acclaim. She could energize turnout among Black and Southern voters, two critical constituencies for Democrats. Michelle Lujan Grisham (Governor of New Mexico): Grisham would bring both geographic diversity from the Southwest and appeal to Hispanic and Latino voters, which could be important in battleground states like Arizona and Nevada. 3. National Security and Foreign Policy Expertise Pete Buttigieg (Secretary of Transportation, former Mayor of South Bend): Buttigieg has military experience and has become a visible national figure. His intelligence and ability to speak on foreign policy, in addition to his strong communication skills, could add depth to the ticket. 4. Generational and Ideological Balance Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Congresswoman from New York): AOC would be a bold choice, representing younger, more progressive voters and energizing the Democratic left. Her policy positions on climate change, economic justice, and healthcare could round out Newsom's moderate-progressive appeal. Pairing Newsom with a running mate who offers complementary strengths and appeals to diverse voter groups could help unite the Democratic base while broadening the ticket’s appeal to critical swing voters in key regions.

ChatGPT Gavin Newsom could be a compelling Democratic candidate in 2028 for a few reasons: Executive Experience: As the governor of California, Newsom has managed one of the world's largest economies and led on complex issues like climate policy, healthcare, and housing. His handling of California’s diverse challenges shows he’s adept at governing at a large scale, which can be appealing for a national leadership role. Progressive Stances on Key Issues: Newsom is known for championing progressive policies, particularly on healthcare, LGBTQ+ rights, climate action, and gun control. These are likely to remain central Democratic priorities, and Newsom has built his reputation on taking bold actions that resonate with many voters in the party. National Presence and Communication Skills: Newsom is a strong communicator, often comfortable in the media spotlight and skilled at articulating Democratic values in ways that can resonate with a broad base. His style has helped him gain a following and maintain high visibility on the national stage, especially through debates and in opposing high-profile Republican governors on various policies. Counterpoint to GOP Policies: Newsom has actively positioned himself in opposition to prominent GOP leaders, creating a contrast that may energize Democratic voters who seek a vocal and proactive stance against Republican policies. Demographic and Regional Appeal: As a candidate from the West Coast, he offers geographic diversity within the Democratic Party, which often draws its national leaders from the Northeast or Midwest. Additionally, his appeal in states with diverse populations could be advantageous in building a strong, inclusive coalition. In 2028, Newsom’s policy-driven approach and high-profile record may give him a unique advantage among other Democratic candidates if he can build broad, national appeal.

I didn't want to, you made me. The only thread, made by the most consistently correct poster, me. The only person to call out House elections right now cause it gives hope. Gavin has a dick and uses it. Alot. With women. Pete is married. Can probably drive standard tho (not convinced). Game over. This is not a discussion thread. Its a "you're right Stassney" thread. All you should do is upvote and agree. No discussion.

I have decided to call Kari Lake's race at 1:15 am CST, 5 hours later than a tweet doing the same. Kamala Harris is a fucking loser.

She dead. Done. Will move back for the sunsets at some point. Then leave again.

Thinking of all the BTS things going on now to delay, grind (ooh) and hurt (yes,please) the transition.

It’s is November 10th, and I am still waiting on my ballot from Travis County Clerk office. Mailed my application 10/16. They show a sent date of 10/30. It won’t count, just mad.

Joe Biden , my hero just declared a majority is 61/100 or more than 3/5. Both houses. very proactive I made that up

Because that shit is fucking stupid btw I just don’t want that getting lost

You need to look at white males, not everyone else

Now that I think of it, this thread is assuming what we all might mean by young men? What’s a man? What’s young?