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StassneyHorn

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  1. The next time you lament Republican policy, that you vote for, continue to look at the floor. While having “proactive” discussions with your daughters and wife who no longer view you with respect.
  2. I’ve consistently been the most correct poster on inflation, jobs, and GDP on this board for the last 4 years. In my job at a publicly traded S&P Traded 600 company, where there are standards, I have been rewarded monthly with equity, options, wages and bonuses. I’ve proactively built workarounds to government regulations that your anti-Government fuerhers have commanded. Women’s health and fertility benefits to all affected is safely entrusted to me, Superman StassneyHorn. And I have consistently fisted you in your protruding starfish.
  3. There is a circle K on Hayden Rd in Scottsdale AZ that has nothing but former Microsoft employees run the place while they develop their new “game changing” series . It’s at least 3 guys running this place who don’t need to work at all, but have a passion after being layed off. I loved them. You’d walk into this corner store and hear nothing but Halo stories/novels read over the speakers and you could talk to them for minutes on end and drink inside if you were bored. layer not played edit
  4. Free news for shitty traders who dont know financing Personal loans with lower interest than Yieldmax etfs with higher divvies is free principal.
  5. Didn’t you work at a financial firm in NYC and leave some obnoxious ass “Gone to Texas” message when you left your terminal? Losing money during the Biden term because you are a square banging your head in a round hole IS funny.
  6. The people not taken off payroll who were “fired” via email is going to be so god damn funny when we hear about it 20 years from now
  7. All of my edits are for autocorrects or to meme people
  8. No I mean people who do actual work. And I dont work for the government. Your generation created excel and still can’t use it
  9. The shittiest government workers are all these new Trump hires that would be better off selling you Inno Supps on Instagram.
  10. I would put “Re-Sign” in the subject line, state my new pay, bonus structure, work conditions (remote) and see if any reaction. Throw a fit if wrongly included. Its so clear nobody checked with lawyers (worth a damn) and compliance on this.
  11. The only people who know Marketing Cloud platforms efficiently will not work efficiently for this ha
  12. The bureaucracy needs to be greatly expanded. It’s the only way for efficient workflows to operate quickest.
  13. There are two posters who owe me a suck’n and they haven’t stopped by yet
  14. I'd like to see a US Postal Service Skills challenge ala the Pro Bowl. Put it on TV. Timed obstacle course. German shepherds, porch pirates, cars parked on the curb blocking the mailbox. Trim the fat then hire replacements.
  15. Question for the room, do we want to count this as Jobsgiving?
  16. You’re Fired! But allow me to to be the first to offer you 7 months of paid leave and your pension, DJT 2025 Thread
  17. This is just the first page. I can show you 4 dollar pizzas and $2.50 9%alc tall boys in a bit
  18. Since the lock button is broken, I’ll just continue to post good news. In the most “I’m scared of my own success” bullshit out there today, and rampant with the whiny cucks on this board,I bring you the new term dujour for kids who did everything you asked Net worth of millennials has quadrupled: Why some call it 'phantom wealth' https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/01/27/net-worth-of-millennials-has-jumped-why-some-call-it-phantom-wealth.html
  19. Yes. Cereal costs 2 dollars there. Suck my dick.
  20. The amount of “Don’t give a fucks” Walgreens has with cereal prices is astounding. You can buy a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch for 6.59 or buy 2 for $4 of the Walgreens version.
  21. I’m openly celebrating his vacation days for the next two years.
  22. There was literally zero talk about the Texas legislature before I arrived and forced it down everyone’s throat to break up “DAE think Trump is evil” topics. I am a net positive in all of your lives. You can thank me in my DMs if you’re not comfortable showing vulnerability.
  23. You sound bitter for someone who has loads of sex with consenting 20 year olds that are not down on their luck and turn to prostitution and it’s manager. Address me as a manager.
  24. Let me guess you could’ve pulled some actual 21 year olds, but sugar babies was closer
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