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    Thinking an openly gay person isn’t going to get elected in America, by what I’m assuming is mostly Gen X posters on this site, is funny. Im starting the Pete Buttigieg 2028 thread on November 6, 2024. We need options instead of the coup that happened. But most of all some of you need to be punished for the 2024 election thread starting back In fucking January or whenever it was. I will hold this grudge for life.
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    I’m actually perfectly fine with everyone wasting their time, in certain parts of town, at certain hours on Election Day. If on Election Day in Montgomery county they experienced Austin traffic on Halloween with rain, I’d nut my pants.
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    There are ballot trackers that show status and ballot by mail voter lists that get published everyday in Texas.
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    Print this out https://webservices.sos.state.tx.us/forms/6-1f.pdf Mail it to Dallas county https://www.dallascountyvotes.org/vote-by-mail/apply/ Heider Garcia- Early Voting Clerk Dallas County Elections Department 1520 Round Table Drive Dallas, Texas 75247
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    Oh holy shit I would love this. Put him on a Zoom also.
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    Take it up with autocorrect
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    Don't want to rehash 2020, but I will. Jane Nelson, our secretary of state and former state senator, telling it like it is for those who need to hear it. Not sure if her Republican colleagues would approve if it was 2020 and "COVID IS NOT A DISABILITY." They cannot enforce disability status, everyone is eligible. "Voting by mail in Texas has been available to elderly voters and voters with physical disabilities for decades. Remember, however, that many of the legal safeguards designed to protect voters and their ballots are impossible to enforce in the privacy of the voter’s home." https://www.votetexas.gov/voting-by-mail/index.html
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    Its the internet, I will stand defiant of your link.
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    It is
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    I can’t remember ever seeing one on Friday when it lands on the first of the month. They typically get held off til Friday after
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    Counterpoint: John Mulaney has never had a real fucking job, was raised by parents who are some of the best lawyers in Chicago, educated at the best schools (one literally at the end of the block from me, St Clements, 0.2 miles), and his parents payed for/allowed his lifestyle. Half of people in credit card "debt" pay it off in less than a month. Pull your hair out.
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    My army dad told me you can wipe your ass with enough paper to cover your thumb. Once again Gen X and Millennials have failed us, while Joe B saves the world. But seriously if you crinkle toilet paper together instead of fold sheet over sheet, you are a problem, and I will exterminate you.
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    "My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes“ Tie one on tonight
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    It’s not a coincidence OnlyFans started under Trump but was made great by Biden.
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    The last Jobsgiving of relevance is tomorrow. The last CPI report the week after. So this will be my final Jobsgiving post. A Haiku to the single greatest individual who has roamed the hall of the White House, possibly looking for his dogs that left months ago. Joe brought jobs and cash Joe got you money for ass Dollar-Dollar bills
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    Jesus Christ make this stop.
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    Also just a general rule, if you’re taking the L and have children, try to sit in the front car. Less people asking for money, and general riff raff doesn’t go on in the first car. You don’t need a Ventra card if you’re debit card has the touch or tap feature
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    This is a good post about maybe having too much, kids legs will definitely get tired and might start acting like kids. Museum of Science and Industry is more interactive and kids may enjoy more than Field Museum, but Field Museum will put you closer to all the other stuff in the list. The Hyde Park area where the museum is definitely safe. Might want to throw in an Architecture boat tour. You don’t need to be interested in architecture to enjoy, it’s mostly a history tour. Can’t say I’ve done the two you asked about. Divvy bikes from the loop along lakeshore drive to the north side will see all the beaches and great parks. If you stop at Fullerton Avenue there is a great zoo there that is also free. Also some great views of the skyline from most of the harbors up north (Diversey, Belmont, Montrose)
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    He doesn’t have me on ignore and he won’t put you on it either for posting his horrible inaccuracies.
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    Yea we had plenty of leads with colt that were money. Most this board sucks and this post is further proof.
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    Nobody listens to you now, try that one
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    “we’re sorry. We’re in this together” nobody pushed back and said fuck off. here’s my chart:
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    Yea looking at it with clearer eyes now, I’m absolute maxing 401k til end of year to get to 23k max, while paying off a remaining 7.5k debt. When new year starts I’m resetting the contribution to 0, and will pay off remainder of debt if there is any and contribute 7k total as fast as possible to Roth before 4/15 for previous year, then another 7k to Roth this year immediately before doing 401k full contribution again. Im a big proponent of “get to 100k” as soon as possible in all accounts, before letting time do the rest of the compounding work and get full paychecks for individual investing. …and then Thailand and Philippines for self instructed research.
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    You ever seen the Biden cured everything thread? Someone will shit on the floor in 2 posts.
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    21 states have received early votes so far. Texas appears to have gotten its first batch of mail-in votes with 3.539. -- Victoria County - famous for @tx 3 putt and myself, as well its lesser known shout out in Star Wars as a place "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy" leads the way with 458 mail in votes. Virginia is top dawg so far and has around 308K votes, which is 92k less than at this time in 2020, albeit different circumstances. Wisconsin is at 87K and around 20% of all mail ballots requested returned so far in the state.

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