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    Stop me if you’ve heard it… S&P 500, Nasdaq hit record highs on AI momentum, Dow edges up after weak retail sales By Echo Wang (Reuters) -The S&P 500and Nasdaq closed at record highs on Tuesday, buoyed by Nvidia (NASDAQ:NVDA)'s continued surge to new peaks, while the Dow ended barely higher in subdued pre-holiday trading following softer-than-expected U.S. retail sales data. Nvidia overtook Microsoft (NASDAQ:MSFT) to become the world's most valuable company, ending the day with a market capitalization of $3.22 trillion.
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    Well instead of just throwing their fat sausage fingers in a dog’s face or doing some dumbass sniff test with your palm up or down, show some positive body language, get on their level and show yourself talking to the handler.
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    So I know a week ago I made a comment about there being an echo chamber in the CR librul cabal, in regards to the S&P 500 and Nasdaq being at all time highs. Well, it turns out Echo is actually the name of the Reuters reporter. I shit you not S&P 500, Nasdaq hit record closing highs ahead of data, Fed comments By Echo Wang https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/futures-pull-back-investors-await-data-fed-comments-2024-06-17/
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    I’ve been 23 before and I don’t remember any 23 year olds knowing what the fuck a mortgage was.
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    I believe Poe is the one who thinks there are no gays in Montgomery County. He refuses to download Grindr
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    Some of you guys need a delicious Mike’s Harder Lemonade and some pool time. @BeardIPsince you’re the loony lib in the group text, screenshot us some responses to your correction
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    Victor is lame
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    Wouldn’t sleep on Ivy League teams and how alot offer free tuition if income is under a certain level. Not sure if that applies to refugees though
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    4x
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    Oh, then Aus-Tex would be fucking idiots if they don’t have a sponsorship soon given their size and stability vs a one man shop.
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    For the “sanctions don’t work” crowd, Moscow is taking one on the chin right now
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    There’s nothing confusing about you getting on late and celebrating a very modest gain.
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    Where? It’s better to be poor in a city than poor in the rurals
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    I don’t care, I was tagged. Rex chest thumping after he saw a 5% opening number after he missed out on 75% is weird. I’ve got an obnoxious natural gas trader like him in my family that I’ve had to hear shit like this for at least 20 years. The guy that’s never wrong because he puts 10 guesses out there, only acts on 3 of them, and never remembers his shit picks.
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    I’ll go out on a limb and say Minnesota scrip clubs don’t have anywhere near the quality or selection of magic city in Atlanta.
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    You decided to post that after 24 hours of silence. Seems you read the change in fundamentals as fast as Rex does
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    The way these old suits cant wrap their heads around the gig economy in the US, and that nobody is unemployed unless they want to be, will hit them the same day they tip their DoorDash.
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    And it may not? The fuck does he know? He masturbates to PCE
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    Oh shit am I stuck in a simulation? S&P 500, Nasdaq post closing record highs after CPI, Fed https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/futures-tread-water-ahead-inflation-data-fed-outlook-2024-06-12/ Allow me to be the first to offer President Joseph Biden a heartfelt congratulations on building the greatest economy ever molded by humans.
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    No that’s Poop Girl from Kent State.
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    Former pottery capitol of the world. Now it’s meth and regret.
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    CPI at 3.3, lower than expectations. Markets will party and an ice cream party may be in the works.

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