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    Got 1000 shares at 3. Wanted to double on 4/20 in anticipation of politicians being cheese dicks about weed and 420 references. so not a yolo, but walking around money
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    Truck is in my townhome parking lot. The Nissan Altima is for my remote adventures. When this country adopts a one car policy I will take up arms.
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    Made out well with the cannabis ETF on DEA leaks confirming move to schedule 3
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    I am going to fly to Austin, sit on the tailgate of my truck in the Whip-in parking lot, drink a bud heavy and literally beat the shit out of you morons one by one. Finals end in a week. Coverage* ends in a week. Coverage is a handful of international students and International Relations nerds. 50 individuals arrested with only half having ties to UT out of 50,000 person campus. Do the math. Biden was born in 42. He’s not a boomer. The DEA today had 5 people confirm they’re going forward with rescheduling cannabis to schedule 3. And with a snap of my finger, none of you are allowed in my Biden thread any more.
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    Well they should’ve gone into a lucrative industry, like selling avocados.
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    It’s never been easier for the poors to learn a new skill.
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    Stern became a germaphobe and hermit during COVID which is a tough look for the anal ring toss guy
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    I’m out of state, although HEB has one too
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    In fact you should be calling it “no couponing”
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    lol Sunday porch drinking has you thinking “double couponing” is some slam again. Not one person is cutting out shit with scissors. It’s a Kroger card. It’s free. There is nothing to fill out. You get lower prices. You pull it out same time as debit/credit card. “I demand to pay full, selfishly inflated prices!” It’s quite literally the effort of Ron Swanson writing down he can do whatever he wants.
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    If everyone starts tagging stoolpresidente (Dave Portnoy) there is the chance for the most epic beat down on the internet. The Miss Peaches content he’s made plus his trolling of politicians would be a career ender for her since so many MAGA clowns adore him.
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    Kill a dog that likes eating chicken and has the zoomies… TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN
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    I went to the roller rink just now and the only thing kids were talking about was Hamas and Israel!
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    Yes it is
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    If Noem would’ve just brought her jerk off gloves to the hunt she could’ve stopped that dog from jumping on others.
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    MAGA notoriously supporting someone for president who has never owned a dog and compares things unfavorably to dogs.
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    It’s the dogs fault. You should’ve seen the collar it was wearing.
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    Youth vote is locked up. This is to work on you Gen X Republican has-beens
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    Dozens of international students are pissed
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    GDP report is fake news and election is being moved
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    We took a bunch of coke in a bunch of capsules and put them in a bottle of other men’s vitamins. wouldn’t do it again, too much stress. If you get away from your wife or kid for approximately 10 seconds some guy or entrepreneurial women will ask you green or white and you shouldn’t have to meet anyone, set it up through the masseuse who jerks you.
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    Every time
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    Nixon is on a one man island of socially conservative and fiscally liberal
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    @Gil Bang with a nice update on rapidly changing AZ I think both Michigan and Arizona listed Trump as co-conspirators today
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    I’m a huge fan of super threads and generally hate one offs, but this has my approval and I will share in Joe B is god thread cause that aids AZ trifecta

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