Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
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Maybe he dodos, maybe he don’t
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Everyone with half a brain knew it was Ash my dude. Just announce Applewhite already so we can get this thing on.
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Blue Bell is announcing the release of a new flavor, Gordita Latina to be served exclusively at Texas Athletic facilities and DKR, it will feature hints of Canela, White Apples and Mexican vanilla.
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I met a bus boy who dated a stripper that swears the Tom Herman prefers looking at himself in the mirror while getting stuff done
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How do you have so much meg rep to give in one day, that’s like incredible
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Recruiting will not be a problem. Who wouldn’t want to go through a top notch college strength and conditioning program just to have Urban Meyer come in and take over in 2021. That is serious recruiting pitch
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I don’t know about coaching but I think McCoy would be an excellent camera operator
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Do you want to know what the definition of insanity is? It is convincing yourselves, that you have more than one option, when you have only looked at one idea the whole entire time.
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What do you think is in those G2 bottles?
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Can we seriously hold one night in Glendale, against a legend. It was a Fiesta after all, we can alway say it was the Sangria talking or was her name Margarita?
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this program is an absolute fucking dumpster fire
Other programs use Korn Ferry. It’s obvious we use the Corncob Fairy.
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Including me
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Every time I get neg rep I’ll be damned if it’s not the same Casual Encounter, TexPete, or Burt Macklin I’m starting to think these are all the same person. But of course that could never be, no one is that egomaniacal unless the calls are coming from inside Belmont.
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Saban has fired and rehired a few people
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So, Applewhite, Fired former head coach, Check Former OC under Herman, Check Has sniffed Saban’s taint, Check Has an affinity for steppin out, Check Has beaten all our rivals, Check With that many checked boxes the guy just makes so much flipping sense.