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Matuka

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  1. Does that mean that lake gets her votes in a run-off after she comes in third in the general election?
  2. Love the Gaap Band; You Dropped a Bomb on me was my favorite.
  3. And that's what makes me think he may survive. Repubs may not vote him out because of that.
  4. He may be crooked, but you gotta admit he cuts a dashing figure!
  5. Tell him he's a 2 percenter, aggy loves to be in the upper 2%.
  6. Be careful of the ol’ milestone around your neck.
  7. The problem with being a propaganda minister is that that when the emperor continues not to wear clothes, eventually the masses figure it out.
  8. A Cowboy’s Cowboy.
  9. They are not of this world. Jesus Cristo…
  10. It’s not just that his boots have elevated heels, they also appear to be four sizes too long in an attempt to minimize the heel height.
  11. This thread is glorious… https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3406657
  12. Or pubic jobs program
  13. It’s always been fucked up brah
  14. “According to published accounts, after quickly getting drunk, Lewandowski was escorted to a banquet table where he joined dignitaries including Trashelle Odom, wife of a major Trump donor, construction executive John Odom.” You can’t make this shit up…
  15. Regarding academic rankings, is this like “The 20 Best Steakhouses in the U.S.”, or “The 20 Best Plastic Surgeons in the U.S.” that you see in airline magazines ?
  16. Why is Maria dressed like a piñata?
  17. A holier than thou harpie in the late sixties and early 70’s who sang Christian, gospel songs and saw herself as a warrior against the hippie culture. Her mainstream gig was hawking orange juice (how wholesome!). She crusaded against the gays and would have fit in just fine today in the MAGA world. Her catch line was “A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine!”, which may have been a musical jingle too… .
  18. The softer side of Representative Nixon.. And if anyone is wondering, the answer is “yes”!
  19. I think he’ll just go thru waivers and if no team picks him up on the regular roster, recent rule changes would allow him to be on a practice squad if he and a team so desires. He can probably make a lot more money with the ÚT connections he’s made rather than be a practice squad QB.
  20. He should already be vested; I believe the requirement is to be on an active roster for three games for at least three seasons. LH has done 4 seasons.
  21. Don’t think it’s legal yet. But I cut up some gummies into strips and put them in the middle of a bag of Haribo sour gummies I bought at CVS. No problema hermano.
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