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Matuka

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  1. Matuka
    I'm fascinated in the gullibility of man, people will believe anything. These are the same type of people that believe that buying Iraqi dinars will make them multi-millionaires when it's "revalued"...any day now.
  2. Matuka
    And then there are the “mole children”...
  3. Matuka
    And (s)he smells of elderberries
  4. Matuka
    He was suspended during his redshirt year and therefore wasn't going to play anyway. I think that's what NOMAAA is saying.
  5. Matuka
    Hell, if you know what that is, it is past your bedtime.
  6. Matuka
    sorry about your dad threesheets
  7. Matuka
    Ralphie definitely sounded amped up; I felt a little uncomfortable.
  8. Matuka
    I'm reminded of a Randy Travis song right about now.
  9. Matuka
    I forgot the setup but one band was Don't Fear the Queefer
  10. Matuka
    It’s a happy fish
  11. Matuka
    Quincy actually gave an apology for his past behavior, which Dan kinda cut him off gently and told him the apology wasn't necessary; he wanted the call to be positive. Dan asked if they could check back with him; Quincy said sure, but asked for some warning next timed.
  12. Matuka
    They did indeed.
  13. Matuka
    Jesus...
  14. Matuka
    Trevor has been skipping leg day
  15. Matuka
    hits close to home; been to the Santa Rosa Roundup a couple of times and hunted on the Waggoner Ranch once.
  16. Matuka
    It will end in April when it warms up, at least that’s what President Cheeto said. And he’s an expert!
  17. Matuka
    I was expecting a few beach pics with slutty coeds...disappointing.
  18. Matuka
    ummm, that's not Oprah, that's a clone.
  19. Matuka
    Robert Wilonsky getting a new job at Heritage Auctions. Will still have a column at DMN. He was a little verklempt talking about the last couple of years, dealing with cancer, immersing himself in work. He’ll still do Intentional Grounding. He’s a good dude.
  20. Matuka
    Trish has a hard time completing a sentence.
  21. Matuka
    Chef Shan with the brisket y'all!
  22. Matuka
    University of Miami?...CLOSED!!
  23. Matuka
    That's eerie as shit
  24. Matuka
    Cardale Jones will not get called up to the NFL.
  25. Matuka
    You've had success in scoring weed, DeadArmadillo. A lot of weed. Be proud of that!

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