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Matuka

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Everything posted by Matuka

  1. One of my favorite plays was when Jamaal lit up the defender who intercepted a VY pass in the 2005 tOSU game.
  2. Boys I said, above the canyon wall Strong eyes did glow It was the leader of the land, baby Oh my God! The great white buffalo Look out! Look out! Well, he got the battered herd He led 'em cross the land With the great white buffalo They gonna make a final stand
  3. I would forgive her for everything if she went rogue tonight.
  4. maybe not quite dead/comatose... https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/08/26/north-korean-leader-calls-coronavirus-prevention-help-typhoon/ In a rare display of urgency, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un held his third high-level political conference in as many weeks, where he raised alarm about the nation's coronavirus response and a typhoon forecast to hit the country early Thursday. During an enlarged meeting of the Politburo of the ruling Workers' Party on Tuesday, Kim lamented unspecified "defects" and "shortcomings" in the country's' anti-virus campaign and urged that they be corrected swiftly, according to the North's official Korean Central News Agency on Wednesday.
  5. Love that he has an aggy banner behind him as he butchers the English language.
  6. "Needs more flags." and a cuban cigar
  7. maybe he wasn't a practicing Jew.
  8. liability insurance must've been crazy!
  9. Matuka replied to Mileslong's topic in Lulz
    My first concert was seeing Tanya Tucker at SF. Mom went with me while the rest of the family lurked in the hotel after a full day of tromping around the place. Turns out SF has been the source of more than one rite of passage for me.
  10. It appears JFK Jr. won't be Trump's VP running mate this time around.
  11. Wasn't too hard to find. I always fear that the these challenges never contain the object that you're looking for.
  12. Matuka replied to Mileslong's topic in Lulz
    Grew up about 120 miles away from Six Flags. One of my junior high classmates dad was a Greyhound Bus driver. So her hustle would be to organize a charter bus trip to six flags once a year. The action happened on the bus ride back home. First time I made out with a girl. A few others did more "advanced" activities. If my mother knew what went on...
  13. Well if comes from the NY Post, it's gotta be correct.
  14. He's gonna pull all sorts of shit the week of the election. Covid cure, baseless voter fraud allegations, future government handouts that he has no authority to enact, wild-ass Biden accusations, etc. Of course he does all this now, but it will be done in spades leading up to election day.
  15. Matuka replied to Mileslong's topic in Lulz
    I remember being fascinated by the Spindletop, where people lined up against the wall in a circular room. The room started rotating and the centrifugal force kept you pinned to the wall as the floor dropped several feet. The second time I did it a few years later I almost blew beets. No more Spindletop for young Matuka.
  16. He seemed like the consummate professional in the earlier part of his career. I wonder if he has touch of CTE.
  17. Buy a Stihl, thank me later.
  18. "From the outside looking in, you can't understand it. From the inside looking out, you can't explain it."
  19. He had an early season ending injury while trying to get a long term deal. Flipped him off from the mobile stretcher.
  20. After my 4th grade school year, I was watching my Dad mow the lawn. I foolishly asked if I could try a couple of laps. Dad never mowed the lawn again.
  21. He supposedly took a more active role in the scheme. Most of the damning emails were between him and the fixer.
  22. And the Q-Nuts are getting the vapors.
  23. He just can't disavow any person or group that supports him, no matter how vile and/or conspiratorial.
  24. just do the donkey show Laura for crying out loud.
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