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Matuka

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  1. Matuka
    I'll bet she did unspeakable things in the Merchant Marines
  2. Matuka
    Captain Crash was a bad mo fo
  3. Matuka
    Yep, cops can draw their full salary off work and FA’s have to draw WC subject to a max rate* * At least that’s how it is in TX
  4. Matuka
    You mean we have to workout now? ugh...
  5. Matuka
    Cap'n Crunch and it ain't even close.
  6. Matuka
    Drunk Mike Rawlings cold calling in to Corby & Wilonsky was awesome. Corby tried to get rid of him promptly but he wasn’t taking the hint.
  7. Matuka
    Is it?
  8. Matuka
    http://www.theunticket.com/mike-rhyner-retires-from-the-ticket/ http://www.theunticket.com/?s=rhyner
  9. Matuka
    “Well it’s a blood Mary morning and you left me without warning...sometime in the night.”
  10. Matuka
    I dunno man, Shapiro is a massive idiot, but leave the small kids out of it. Fuentes seems like a douchebag as well.
  11. Matuka
    And why was that a mistake? No lakes or decent rivers?
  12. Matuka
    “Finally, would madame like a wafer thin mint?”
  13. Matuka
    Brealfast is my favorite meal besides dunch and maybe dupper. Steakfast is good too.
  14. Matuka
    user name checks out
  15. Matuka
    Gee Mr. Martinez, you sure got some fancy jewelry!
  16. Matuka
    So I know he’s got purple drank and weed ready to go. What’s with the Scope bottle and Pillsbury Dough Boy?
  17. Matuka
    Maybe we’ll lose by 10.5 points!
  18. Matuka
    I don’t get it
  19. Matuka
    Robert Wilonsky is a Dallas treasure.
  20. Matuka
    Wow...
  21. Matuka
    Cutthroat & Fat Tony are gay? Well, I never...
  22. Matuka

    XFL: The sequel

    Matuka replied to MillerEP's topic in Football

    Don’t believe he was convicted of a felony, just really bad judgment (and maybe a misdemeanor or two). Don’t know that the XFL made a proclamation about his eligibility or not; I think the Dallas franchise publicly passed on him.
  23. Matuka

    XFL: The sequel

    Matuka replied to MillerEP's topic in Football

    Disappointed Jonathan Football wasn’t drafted by the Houston or any XFL franchise. Would’ve been comedy gold observing aggy hype and eventual disillusionment.
  24. Matuka
    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
  25. Matuka
    How do you keep it lit?

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