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Matuka

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  1. Chef Shan with the brisket y'all!
  2. University of Miami?...CLOSED!!
  3. Cardale Jones will not get called up to the NFL.
  4. You've had success in scoring weed, DeadArmadillo. A lot of weed. Be proud of that!
  5. You probably already know this, but don't put baby powder in the letter.
  6. It's ok, Niles plays for the other team anyway.
  7. what an attention whore
  8. wow, stripping down to your boxers and drinking beer...never would have thought of that!
  9. So we're not winning the Super-X Bowl this year?
  10. You'll never pick up a ball again Johnny.
  11. What the hell is a tolo/toelow/towloe?
  12. Sorry for getting off topic, but csb… Lived off campus in a co-ed dorm my freshman year. Hometown bud lived in the same dorm. Sometime in the middle of the Fall semester, his roommate announced that he was going to live with his frat buddy in the adjacent room, so my friend was going to likely to need a new roommate. So I called him on his room phone, disguising my voice in a thick middle eastern accent. I was laying down some ground rules like no alcohol in the room and that I smoked. He was royally freaking out. He immediately called the dorm mother, raising hell and of course she didn't know what was going on. As this was 1980, there were no cell phones or caller ID on the landlines. It was the golden age of prank phone calls; it was my second favorite prank phone call ever.
  13. Dobie was full of Iranians & maybe Saudis in 1980. Iranian hostage crisis was going on. Situation was tense if not a little malodorous.
  14. Don’t listen to the Eagle much, but hockey game and other sports stations had commercials. So I tuned in and on cue the Russ Martin crew were announcing the change. They are bitter.
  15. highlights of Kenny Mayne review please?
  16. Matuka

    D'onta Foreman

    This hits close to home, I had a class with him at Texas. Dude sat in back row, never said a word. I was a bust too.
  17. I'm stealing that one.
  18. Matuka

    D'onta Foreman

    Plus you don’t start receiving the pension until your 55. https://firstquarterfinance.com/nfl-pension-plan-retirement-plan/
  19. "people that count" -screwed that one up
  20. Used to fly fish for sandbass on the Brazos below Whitney dam. There is a large sandbar that leads downstream where sandies will sometimes congregate. But you have to wade across the river to get there. We'd arrive just before dawn, More than once, these 2-3 foot gar would just be lurking in the grassy shallows and we'd damn near step on one crossing the river. They jump violently and loudly scaring the bejeebus out of us. It was unnerving, but woke us up.
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