Jump to content

Matuka

Certifiably Surly
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    892

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Matuka

  1. Matuka
    TOS needs to be terminated with extreme prejudice.
  2. Matuka
    "Do you like your gig?" story is always great.
  3. Matuka
    Johnny had some contractual obligations he had to fulfill when he joined the CFL, among them drug testing. Was being tested for recreational drugs and Lithium IIRC. Was supposed to be drug tested in the off season too. Team officials couldn't get ahold of him at some point and he was incommunicado I believe. I think Montreal tried to work with him but Johnny didn't want to play by their rules anymore. Of course aggy says Johnny voided the contract intentionally so he could play in 'Merica.
  4. Matuka
    Got a pic?
  5. Matuka
    Basically, you are cognizant enough (in a dreamlike state) to know you're sleeping, but powerless to move. You want to wake yourself up in the worst way, but can't. You are in a highly agitated state. I first noticed years ago taking a Sunday nap in front of the TV. I could hear the golf tournament; I knew where I was, and I knew that I was asleep. I would envision/dream of trying to rock myself off the couch so that I would fall off and wake myself up. But I was paralyzed... Weird, huh?
  6. Matuka
    Hiked that same trail years ago with friend over thanksgiving weekend. It's a well marked trail. Most technical part is having to foard the Cossatot River a the start of the hike (wasn't above knees when we went). He's a knucklehead too.
  7. Matuka
    They say one is more prone to sleep paralysis while sleeping on your back. That seems to be true for me.
  8. Matuka
    Nicole is a handful.
  9. Matuka
    similar to when Bill O'Reilly had "body language experts" when Obama was prez
  10. Matuka
    RIP Gerry Frayley
  11. Matuka
    After no soap and hot water for 17 days, I'm sure she found it.
  12. Matuka
    It is weird. Saying "I'll just leave my phone and water bottle, I'm only going for a short jog." and then "Hey, I think I'll go off trail into the dense, steep jungl!" doesn't seem like a normal progression of thought.
  13. Matuka
    If the UIL is like another other sports governing body, I wouldn't count on them to a bastion of morality.
  14. Matuka
    What happened?
  15. Matuka
    Started vaping CBD juice bout 6 weeks ago, Hawaiian POG flavored. I enjoy it.
  16. Matuka
    Fried quail, biscuits n gravy
  17. Matuka
    Un. Effing. Real.
  18. Matuka
    Que?
  19. Matuka
    got one of those at a Stuckey's in the 70's
  20. Matuka
    came here just for this
  21. Matuka
    Had a bud I've known since 4th grade (and we were at UT at the same time) call me last night to see if I wanted to go to AK next month with him. I hemmed and hawed about the fact I'm going again next year on a DIY float/fish trip, and a week at a nice fishing lodge would run $6K or so, airfare not included. He said we could take his Beechcraft Baron (with a pilot) at no charge to me, then rent a RV in Anchorage and head down the Kenai. I replied commercial air was a 6.5 hour trip or so, how long would it take in the Baron? He said about 8-9 hours, added with some fueling/piss stops along the way. So I googled the cruising speed of a Baron. It would take about 16 hours at cruising speed, not including pit stops. So, two days just to get there. Ummm, no. I would get PTSD being cooped that long. Offered to pay my way on AA then rent a RV once we get there. We'll see.
  22. Matuka
    For pizza in Anchorage, try Moose's Tooth. Damn fine, especially after being in the bush for a week.
  23. Matuka
    Bill.
  24. Matuka
    So the dude keeps lettuce out on the counter like you would do to apples, bananas, onions, etc. wtf
  25. Matuka
    And not that weak shit. 100% brutha!

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...