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Matuka

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  1. http://www.theunticket.com/mike-rhyner-retires-from-the-ticket/ http://www.theunticket.com/?s=rhyner
  2. “Well it’s a blood Mary morning and you left me without warning...sometime in the night.”
  3. I dunno man, Shapiro is a massive idiot, but leave the small kids out of it. Fuentes seems like a douchebag as well.
  4. And why was that a mistake? No lakes or decent rivers?
  5. “Finally, would madame like a wafer thin mint?”
  6. Brealfast is my favorite meal besides dunch and maybe dupper. Steakfast is good too.
  7. user name checks out
  8. Gee Mr. Martinez, you sure got some fancy jewelry!
  9. So I know he’s got purple drank and weed ready to go. What’s with the Scope bottle and Pillsbury Dough Boy?
  10. Maybe we’ll lose by 10.5 points!
  11. I don’t get it
  12. Robert Wilonsky is a Dallas treasure.
  13. Cutthroat & Fat Tony are gay? Well, I never...
  14. Don’t believe he was convicted of a felony, just really bad judgment (and maybe a misdemeanor or two). Don’t know that the XFL made a proclamation about his eligibility or not; I think the Dallas franchise publicly passed on him.
  15. Disappointed Jonathan Football wasn’t drafted by the Houston or any XFL franchise. Would’ve been comedy gold observing aggy hype and eventual disillusionment.
  16. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
  17. Her dad...Earl...
  18. Fascinating Corby segment with Dallas native/resident Victor Vescovo. Dude has climbed the highest peaks in every continent, trekked to both poles, and has taken his custom submersible to the deepest depth in every ocean. Not to mention his education and career achievements. Made me feel pretty inadequate.
  19. VY My Hero and a few others. But he was at the head of the charge. and Bornahorn...
  20. Hal Jay ain’t walking thru that door buddy.
  21. Waffle House...you're girlfriend is pulling out all the stops! I foresee Olive Garden tonight! Just kidding, Happy Birthday Vic!
  22. Chuckles starts the season 0-2 with a 10-14 loss to GA Tech https://www.espn.com/college-football/matchup?gameId=401112441
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