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Matuka

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  1. Used to fly fish for sandbass on the Brazos below Whitney dam. There is a large sandbar that leads downstream where sandies will sometimes congregate. But you have to wade across the river to get there. We'd arrive just before dawn, More than once, these 2-3 foot gar would just be lurking in the grassy shallows and we'd damn near step on one crossing the river. They jump violently and loudly scaring the bejeebus out of us. It was unnerving, but woke us up.
  2. "people that can count"? Like to a hundred? More?
  3. Matuka

    Aerosmith drama

    Dream on Kramer...
  4. Don't eff with Carla Mangino!
  5. got 22 seconds into the vid before I bailed
  6. The ease a human mind can be manipulated is scary.
  7. I'll bet she did unspeakable things in the Merchant Marines
  8. Captain Crash was a bad mo fo
  9. Yep, cops can draw their full salary off work and FA’s have to draw WC subject to a max rate* * At least that’s how it is in TX
  10. You mean we have to workout now? ugh...
  11. Cap'n Crunch and it ain't even close.
  12. Drunk Mike Rawlings cold calling in to Corby & Wilonsky was awesome. Corby tried to get rid of him promptly but he wasn’t taking the hint.
  13. http://www.theunticket.com/mike-rhyner-retires-from-the-ticket/ http://www.theunticket.com/?s=rhyner
  14. “Well it’s a blood Mary morning and you left me without warning...sometime in the night.”
  15. I dunno man, Shapiro is a massive idiot, but leave the small kids out of it. Fuentes seems like a douchebag as well.
  16. And why was that a mistake? No lakes or decent rivers?
  17. “Finally, would madame like a wafer thin mint?”
  18. Brealfast is my favorite meal besides dunch and maybe dupper. Steakfast is good too.
  19. user name checks out
  20. Gee Mr. Martinez, you sure got some fancy jewelry!
  21. So I know he’s got purple drank and weed ready to go. What’s with the Scope bottle and Pillsbury Dough Boy?
  22. Maybe we’ll lose by 10.5 points!
  23. I don’t get it
  24. Robert Wilonsky is a Dallas treasure.
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