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Matuka

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  1. What the hell is a tolo/toelow/towloe?
  2. Sorry for getting off topic, but csb… Lived off campus in a co-ed dorm my freshman year. Hometown bud lived in the same dorm. Sometime in the middle of the Fall semester, his roommate announced that he was going to live with his frat buddy in the adjacent room, so my friend was going to likely to need a new roommate. So I called him on his room phone, disguising my voice in a thick middle eastern accent. I was laying down some ground rules like no alcohol in the room and that I smoked. He was royally freaking out. He immediately called the dorm mother, raising hell and of course she didn't know what was going on. As this was 1980, there were no cell phones or caller ID on the landlines. It was the golden age of prank phone calls; it was my second favorite prank phone call ever.
  3. Dobie was full of Iranians & maybe Saudis in 1980. Iranian hostage crisis was going on. Situation was tense if not a little malodorous.
  4. Don’t listen to the Eagle much, but hockey game and other sports stations had commercials. So I tuned in and on cue the Russ Martin crew were announcing the change. They are bitter.
  5. highlights of Kenny Mayne review please?
  6. Matuka replied to dad's topic in Football
    This hits close to home, I had a class with him at Texas. Dude sat in back row, never said a word. I was a bust too.
  7. I'm stealing that one.
  8. Matuka replied to dad's topic in Football
    Plus you don’t start receiving the pension until your 55. https://firstquarterfinance.com/nfl-pension-plan-retirement-plan/
  9. "people that count" -screwed that one up
  10. Used to fly fish for sandbass on the Brazos below Whitney dam. There is a large sandbar that leads downstream where sandies will sometimes congregate. But you have to wade across the river to get there. We'd arrive just before dawn, More than once, these 2-3 foot gar would just be lurking in the grassy shallows and we'd damn near step on one crossing the river. They jump violently and loudly scaring the bejeebus out of us. It was unnerving, but woke us up.
  11. "people that can count"? Like to a hundred? More?
  12. Matuka replied to Gil Bang's topic in Music
    Dream on Kramer...
  13. Don't eff with Carla Mangino!
  14. got 22 seconds into the vid before I bailed
  15. The ease a human mind can be manipulated is scary.
  16. I'll bet she did unspeakable things in the Merchant Marines
  17. Captain Crash was a bad mo fo
  18. Yep, cops can draw their full salary off work and FA’s have to draw WC subject to a max rate* * At least that’s how it is in TX
  19. You mean we have to workout now? ugh...
  20. Cap'n Crunch and it ain't even close.
  21. Drunk Mike Rawlings cold calling in to Corby & Wilonsky was awesome. Corby tried to get rid of him promptly but he wasn’t taking the hint.
  22. http://www.theunticket.com/mike-rhyner-retires-from-the-ticket/ http://www.theunticket.com/?s=rhyner
  23. “Well it’s a blood Mary morning and you left me without warning...sometime in the night.”
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