Matuka

NOOO!

Yeah, but does she know how to skin a buck, run a trot line?

So maybe good news for Bru?

As mentioned before, UT’s PR department did not release any details, Associated Press requested records which UT was obliged to produce.

A couple of my favorites: -- "Delusions of grinder" --"Constables are really the tilapia of law enforcement"

that's one creepy sum bitch

That was Coach Tom Foolery from Lollygag High

Is that Sammy Davis Jr. incarnate on the left?

3rd diagram shows a “cigar locker” on the ship. Was that actually a room to store cigars/tobacco?

This. Stem cell treatment is being used more and more it seems. I see it being used in worker's comp treatment these days.

Well It was just an allegation, Running away from me... It was just an allegation, Running away from me.

My guess is schools don't want the slightest perception of negativity leading up to NSD2.

Dana went to the same cooking school as Jade.

backyard in December

csb? I attended junior high in the mid 70's, played football. One afternoon, after practice, I went upstairs into the coaches' office above the locker room. I noticed a jar of eye-black sitting on the desk. Eye-black was not used extensively by junior high players back then, so I was probably mesmerized by it. Head coach notices and suddenly comes up with the idea for me to don blackface. I have curly hair, and my hairstyle could have been termed as an afro (being the 70's and all). I remember being reluctant to do so but Coach insisted. After applied, head and asst coaches died laughing; head coach then wanted me to visit a teacher with him. I didn't want to do this but, I was 13 and again, Coach insisted. Since it was after school and not many students were around, I agreed. Coach shows me to teacher, she has tears from laughing so much. Glad there weren't cell phones back then. Oh, both coach and teacher were black. BTW, I'm not implying donning blackface is ok...

...and Emmitt Schmidt.

been out of town all week, what happened?

C'mon, the dogs weren't that dumb.

We need an incarceration thread, I find this stuff fascinating for some reason.

Damn good game

No shit. He was stridently trashing everything Texas Football today.

Welcome to the jungle...

“I want to apologize to all Texas fans.”

Dayton, Ohio says Hi.