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Matuka

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  1. Corby: How old are you? German girl tourist: I’m fine, thank you!
  2. anti-hail defense system from two weeks ago when baseball sized hail was forecasted
  3. Got one in December, you'll love it.
  4. Wouldn't be a bit surprised if cops tell each other to say "I'm tired" if they shoot someone they shouldn't have.
  5. Wasn't there a tomahawk thread on TOS?
  6. Sir Nose D’voidoffunk?
  7. Imagine John having to show up at 7:00 am every weekday in BFE for two-a-days in August. Gig wouldn't last very long.
  8. Any prospective employer that does a social media background check on Justin will cease the employment process immediately. And wouldn't that be funny?
  9. Southlake Carroll HS
  10. Have Barry Switzer buy it for you.
  11. Give us Bru this year, then firm up the rules if necessary.
  12. most disappointing thread ever
  13. I would imagine the ultimate goal is for the AAF to get the NFL involved enough that they end buying the league with the current majority owner making a little jack from the transaction.
  14. Does this mean he's not doing any more school closings?
  15. Yeah, but does she know how to skin a buck, run a trot line?
  16. So maybe good news for Bru?
  17. As mentioned before, UT’s PR department did not release any details, Associated Press requested records which UT was obliged to produce.
  18. A couple of my favorites: -- "Delusions of grinder" --"Constables are really the tilapia of law enforcement"
  19. that's one creepy sum bitch
  20. That was Coach Tom Foolery from Lollygag High
  21. Is that Sammy Davis Jr. incarnate on the left?
  22. 3rd diagram shows a “cigar locker” on the ship. Was that actually a room to store cigars/tobacco?
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