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  1. Matuka
    Went to my first cricket games in the past week, MLC being played in Grand Prairie. It was a hoot, nice crowd. South Asian fare in the concession stands and they served an Indian style beer. Before the second game, I watched a video on the league website which explains the rules as compared to baseball. I still have a ways to go before I fully understand the game, but I'm looking forward to next season.
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    Need to administer the "“Person, woman, man, camera, TV” test.
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    I should have been Ukrainian
  4. Matuka
    you think lying about said burgers had anything to do with the punishment?
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    Much less a place that does it Kenyan style.
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    Hook ‘em Mongo, you were a certifiable badass at Texas and the NFL.
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    Was wondering if someone would get that
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    And they sing “She Talks to Angels”
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    A graduate of the Clayton Williams School of Reasoning
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    I like George, but he was kinda being a dick about it.
  11. Matuka
    he'll be crying into his warm beer soon.
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    George Washington to Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton and Ben Franklin: "Who the fuck are those nimrods? We better stay over here; they're giving me the creeps."
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    Quinn was fine.
  15. Matuka
    read the fine print…
  16. Matuka
    The why does he always whine for the peanut butter?
  17. Matuka
    Those motherfuckers…those motherfuckers ARE NOT REAL!!
  18. Matuka
    "Run Wang, a Penuma board member..."
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    This happened a few years ago… ”According to online court records, Hamil pleaded guilty to resisting an officer, obstruction, eluding, and operating a vehicle with defective equipment. All of those charges are misdemeanors. As a result, the state agreed to dismiss the assault and battery charge. Hamil received a four-year deferred sentence and will have to pay a $50 fine on each count.“ https://kfor.com/news/local/oklahoma-woman-accepts-plea-deal-in-traffic-stop-arrest/
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    Fuckin’ t-sips…
  22. Matuka
    Been going to Colorado every summer for the past six years. Prefer driving because I enjoy the drive and like talking my fly fishing gear, cooler and other stuff. Last 3 years I’ve taken a humidifier; it’s in the living room during the day and in the bedroom at night. Makes the time in the Airbnb more enjoyable.
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    They have to repeat the weekend hours for the slow of thought… i.e. aggy.
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    Loved the Nixon watches
  25. Matuka
    Bismuth is a good replacement for lead as it deforms like lead upon impact. Deformed shot and bullets are more effective in bring down game than non-deformed loads (steel). Bismuth is non-toxic but is more expensive than lead, thus the uproar from the righties.

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