Everything posted by henrygandorf
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Talafreako in the streets, hot Latinas in the sheets.
not sure if this is in that article, or has already appeared on this thread a dozen times, and i don't really care if it has. best one minute you can spend today. i can only hope this is running in texas 24/7.
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katie zacharia is terrible at this job
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not sure why he said to watch til the end, the whole thing was excellent. IMDbLucky - Parks And Recreation: Buddy Wood Interviews Lesli...Parks And Recreation: Buddy Wood Interviews Leslienot sure how this will play, since it's an imdb video link, because that's a thing now?- 2026 Midterms ...
the problem here is convincing republicans/maga that trump even did any terrible shit. when the kamala attacks went out, linking her to biden in every way, it worked for them, because they spent all day every day convincing their flank that biden was the worst president of all time. they still screech about how bad the economy was, inflation, how wrecked we were as a country, and the people who might possibly pull the r lever, listen to that shit. yes, there are house/senate/gov races where they are distancing themselves from trump in mostly subtle ways, but not a chance in hell that denouncing anything the orange goblin did will win you the presidency with those voters. likely fuck him right out of the primary as well. if he runs, he runs towards trump. that's where the money is. they will wait to see who the dems nominate and then go scorched earth negative on that person. hopefully it's a straight, white guy under 75. i shouldn't have to explain why. that's assuming we have something resembling a fair election process in 2028. doesn't hurt to hope i guess.- 2026 Midterms ...
christ on a fucking cracker, trump is not going to resign. ever. it's like arguing with hugo 6 years ago. it became a running gag/meme, but the first dozen times, it was real. there is a 10x better chance of him locking himself in the white house like a bank vault than resigning. right now i think there's a pie chart of him leaving. one slice is dying, one is voluntarily leaving in jan 2029, one is involuntarily leaving (presumably in jan 2029). those are the only slices that make any sense. anybody who thinks he'll resign is still thinking about him like a normal, functioning human. stop it.- 2026 Midterms ...
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i don't want to encourage non-colin chatter here, but i believe hamm starred in the podcast version of this, and i'm sure is an exec producer as well. as for colin, i rewatched s1 and s2 in preparation for s3, and i had forgotten how fucking funny this show is. i still crack up during the s1 scene where meggles has to go excuse herself to the ladies room because she "overtrusted a fart" and needs to sort herself out.- 2026 Midterms ...
the grammar in that text is giving me the anxieties. it's possible that my wife wrote it.- 2026 Midterms ...
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can we normalize watching election results in sports bars? there's a gay sports bar down the street that would be a fun place to watch texas and florida lose house seats.- 2026 Midterms ...
VoteHub @VoteHub RACE RATING CHANGE: Texas Senate Tilt D → Lean D James Talarico currently has an 65% chance of winning. Our model puts his projected margin at 2.4 points, smaller than an average polling error. 9:49 PM · Oct 5, 2026 don’t give me hope dot gif.- Trump’s America
well thank god trump's rolling out his new healthcare plan right after the midterms. that was a close one.- Talafreako in the streets, hot Latinas in the sheets.
- Primetime (A24) - Robert Pattinson is Chris Hansen
if you're looking for more weaver (or trying to remember what you may have loved her in), go watch "unbelievable" on netflix. it is excellent.- 2026 Midterms ...
while i agree with the sentiment - we are awful idiots no doubt - the other limiting factor is the gerrymandering bullshit that had been in the works well before the war started. what was likely to be a moderate to severe wave will be somewhat curtailed. which is, you know, the entire reason they did it. because of the demographic shift (latinos, etc, it's been mentioned), we'll never really know how much worse it could've been for the gop, but i think the big difference (which has also been said), is in the senate. without the map bullshit, i would've put the house at 325-330+ blue, but still had the senate at 49/51 disadvantage at best. the house was always going to swing. the war, and ensuing cost-of-living increase, may now get us the senate. getting us the senate will stop all the jack smith style bullshit, and can make trump very uncomfortable the next two years. it will certainly fuck with his vanity projects, and if he had a legislative agenda (lol!) it would throw a monkey wrench into all that. the timing of the recent hearings is not coincidental. without seeing the schedule, i assume the next 30 days will be a circus. hopefully ending like most circuses do, with an elephant taking a dump and getting the fuck out of town.- 2026 Midterms ...
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B mac @mcpherson_k Absolutely the best comment about Eric Schmitt today: "He pulled a grenade and threw the pin." 1:53 PM · Oct 1, 2026- Slow Horses
the funniest part of this season and top 3 in the series was jackson's reaction to overhearing the "tell her river cartwright sent you" when river was telling that security woman to apply to be a dog.- Slow Horses
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i agree with this, in theory. we should stop treating these people like they're stupid, instead of evil. they mostly are evil and know what they're doing. the people. but this specific incident, where his staff was simply trying to place smith in atlanta to score some political points on twitter (which seems like an obvious setup given all the other pre-written posts), this screams idiocy and sloppiness. if not for klobuchar, this would've just been a jack smith denial, which every maga moron would've taken as a clear w in a he-said-he-said slapfight on the senate floor. schmitt didn't stand behind anything afterwards (even though some stories say he did). he backtracked like a pussy and tried to spin it into a joke. the right is not getting better at comedy. from trump on down, the only qualification to work for these people is loyalty. when that happens, you end up with a staff of loyal idiots who behave like 14 year old trolls. and being a senator no longer moves the needle for me. there are at least 10 on the right that are fucking imbeciles, no matter what degrees hang on their office walls. sen kennedy's catch phrase is "it must suck to be that dumb". he's used it for pelosi, aoc, mamdani, and others. he's a fucking idiot who's gotten really good at pandering and projection.- Trump’s America
they don’t need fire, they just need smoke. they also don’t need smoke, like, at all. they just need to act like there’s smoke on twitter.- Trump’s America
Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran 1/15 SCOOP: Trump’s “Super Intelligence” Scandal: I believe Trump’s “SI” Executive Order was ANOTHER criminal plot to enrich the Trump family. Insiders seem to have profited MILLIONS off of .si domain names before his Truth Social posts. 12:20 AM · Sep 30, 2026 no matter what you think it is, it’s always the grift.- Trump’s America
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Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul It appears @bennyjohnson has now deleted his X post where he clearly pre-composed a post about Sen. Schmitt getting Jack Smith to perjure himself. Genuinely crazy how many big accts on this website appear to be coordinating with Republican politicians behind the scenes. 7:54 PM · Sep 29, 2026 lol. - 2026 Midterms ...
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