henrygandorf

antonio clown? ben fraudlisberger? plaxico smallhands? i can do better.

fart starr.

y’all need to stop with this. if trump wins, he will be in office unless/until he dies. he will try to claim he can run again, but once that fails, he will not give two shits who is president after him. whomever runs in 2028, he will not campaign for them, he won’t lift a finger unless it puts $$$ in his pocket. he will likely prefer a dem win, because it’ll make people angry enough to donate to whatever grift he’s running. he’s not a republican, he has no attachment to any of those policies. he doesn’t care about the future of…(insert anything you want here).

let’s go.

ok boomer. like i’m gonna remember every single detail from a story from 30 years ago. this is the “niiice cock” story, right?

every time we see early voting breakdowns, there's always "first time voters" or "didn't vote in 2020" or whatever. i would love to see a breakdown of those. i can't imagine anyone of voting age voting for trump for the first time, though i'm sure they exist. not sure what happened over the past 4 years that would make you vote for trump after not voting for him in 16 and 20. then there are people who are just turning 18, and i guess some of them are voting for him? all logic and reasoning say that if the first-time/didn't vote in 2020 number is large, it's good for kamala, right? right?

this feels like episode 2 of an upcoming hulu docuseries. maybe hbo max.

if trump was at the top of his mental game, would that change things for you? he could be winning jeopardy every night then doing a 90 minute set at the comedy store and he would still be trump.

so the october surprise is that he’s old and diminished?

definitely have noticed how his vocabulary has shrunk from 75 words to 68 words. it’s bad.

oh.

fucking ridiculous. what’s the breakdown of the honey + viagra recipe?

casinos don’t build themselves.

mark cuban just called elon musk a "world class troll" on cnn. because that's something that happens now.

did walz kill him with his unloaded shotgun? because if so, then yes.

release your medical records you fat orange fuck towel.

i watched it, and it's good. i also don't know who sean kelly is, but recognized him from few short clips on twitter. i agree that he seems open to new information he is presented with, if only because he must have so much fucking practice doing it, because he was absolutely clueless. he's a "trump supporter", but may not vote at all, and is not sure he's registered, even though he lives in a swing state. he didn't know shit about trump or his history or his policies or his politics nor did he back up his decision to be a supporter with...anything at all. shit, if he spent more time with pakman, he'd probably switch sides, if he didn't (i assume) owe his entire livelihood to yapping to the right flank. he let pakman run circles around him (which is easy, because kelly was standing completely still). hopefully pakman, like pete before him, is aggressively seeking out these right-wing platforms to talk sense to an audience who likely, like kelly himself, makes no effort to educate themselves. i give him credit for not pushing back, i guess, but it's hard to push back when you literally have no facts (or opinions) on the matters being discussed. "oh i didn't know that" was basically his catch phrase. obviously, none of this is new. trump voters are low-education voters. low-information citizens. they pride themselves on it. trump loves the uneducated. no fucking shit. white, non-college is his best demo by far. as a country we've long been divided but only recently (the past ~25 years) has it been so largely based on where we get our information. the myth is that when trump does something, msnbc says "trump bad" while fox news says "trump good". the truth is that msnbc says "trump bad", and fox news says "hunter biden laptop". it always reminds me of the leadup to the 2nd bartlett election on the west wing, where he's running against the florida gov, played brilliantly by james brolin, who's meant to be a w knockoff, but has more than enough trump overlap. toby and josh struggle with a candidate like that. a candidate that's "good for all time zones". a simple man for simple voters. toby bemoans a press conference moment where brolin is asked how he'll deal with china, and his response was "i'm gonna show china what a real american leader looks like", to which toby says, "i don't know what that means, but everybody stood up and cheered". and of course josh responds with, "right, which is why i work full time for his opponent." "is it possible we would be willing to require any less of the person sitting in that chair? the low road?"

msm should be flooding the zone with trump's health records, but they won't, because of course they won't.

right, and i heard we're hiring nick saban too. i said "it won't be a problem" at the end, because he will lose. but if by some freak occurrence, he ever became president again, he would need to be dragged from that office with his teethmarks still on it. even money he would try to have vance killed before he agreed to some succession plan. or maybe hugo is right and he'll just resign.

even if it happened exactly like that, take some artistic license for the sake of the movie. or disagree with me and say the ending made sense to you.

let’s be real for a minute. this will not cost billions, this will not decimate the supply chain or the economy. this will not affect food in any way. because he won’t actually do it. not because it’s wrong or complicated or will have an effect on food or the economy, it’s because trump doesn’t actually do anything. he loves to talk about stuff, he doesn’t like to do stuff. he loves to campaign, he has no idea how to govern. thankfully it won’t be a problem.