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henrygandorf

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  1. well i just spent an hour catching up on this thread and man, y'all talk about some stupid shit. can we please not lose focus? when you're ordering your chili's chicken ranch sandwich, and i cannot stress this enough, tell your server to bring you the buffalo sauce and ranch on the side. if you don't, they will pour it on for you, and it will be a soggy mess. let's be safe out there.
  2. bitecofer longcats her analysis. here’s the punchline:
  3. the chili's in encino is 8.5mi away and is on postmates. this changes everything.
  4. i guess this is what happens when you have a 2nd grade vocabulary.
  5. so wait. he hears "seeking asylum", regarding border trouble. from there he thinks "insane asylum", and from there he gets "hannibal lecter"? ok.
  6. to the pain you orange fuck. i hope you live forever. fucking loser.
  7. god damn it's a brand new payback.
  8. i’m packing half a sandwich down here.
  9. when everybody i like likes who i like.
  10. imagine wanting to shape the conversation and influence opinion so much that you buy twitter and you still fuck it up.
  11. i know most of y'all don't care about predictit...but for the first time this election season, the top 2 kamala (35-104 ev) are priced above the top 2 trump (35-104 ev) 36c to 35c. it's happening.
  12. can you also call my wife and tell her there’s a free beyoncé concert that night in downtown burbank?
  13. i think my favorite thing about walz, and there's a lot to like, is that he doesn't seem like he wants to be president.
  14. ok, after the wisconsin shift (the blue wall state i was most concerned with), i started looking at the math. i think most people don't understand where we are with the electoral math, so let's take a quick look. if everything holds, then wisconsin + pennsylvania + michigan = 270. that's the election. we don't need north caro, georgia, arizona, nevada. those 3 get us there and i think it's important people know that. she can get there with those, he cannot. i already felt good about michigan, and now with the wisconsin news, i shift back to pa. what happens if we lose pa? look at the other 4 swing states - nc, ga, az, nv. if we lose pa, we need any 2 of these swing states unless the 2 are az and nv. adding only those 2 gets us to 268. so if we get mi/wi and lose pa, then that's the deal. ga + any of those = win nc + any of those = win az + nc or ga = win nv + nc or ga = win i just had to explain the rust belt path, which really does seem too easy, to someone who was skeptical. i don't know shit about fuck, but i can math pretty good. i still think it's going to be a boatrace and all this is academic, but for the doom-and-gloomers out there, who often get distracted by all the bells and whistles and shiny objects, just concentrate on those 3 states and pour something expensive. we're gonna win.
  15. make him secretary of dipshittery.
  16. in any other cycle, they’d be talking about her 2-3 point lead across the blue wall. this year it’s “a coin flip” or a “dead-heat”. when the legit polls are steady for weeks, there is no moe.
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