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  1. henrygandorf
    well, it's not up to them. if it was, mcconnell etc would've run him out on a rail the minute his losing starting affecting them, which was years ago. it's up to the voters who live in a fantasy world. good luck convincing them of any type of abstract thought. also, whomever is saying "he'll just play kingmaker and tell people who to vote for" it doesn't work like that either. the voters don't ever listen to him and all his picks get wiped out. it has to be him. y'all seriously need to stop thinking about this like a political party - it's a team sport and the opponent is aggy. does that cheat sheet help at all?
  2. henrygandorf
    just caught up with the last few pages and i'm reading that the gop is getting tired of trump, and after he loses next month, he'll be out of the picture by 2028. lolol. have y'all learned nothing? if he's drawing oxygen, he will run, and likely win the nomination. must we do this every 4 years?
  3. henrygandorf
    and unusual. crushed it.
  4. henrygandorf
    got your msg, do you want to put it towards a trophy or something? i feel like we were going to do that at some point.
  5. henrygandorf
    5 oscar wins seems awfully low.
  6. henrygandorf
    same energy.
  7. henrygandorf
    cbs, apparently. idiots.
  8. henrygandorf
    if you don't have your bar cart and diaper game in order, you're not ready for debate szn.
  9. henrygandorf
    they should just put that on the hats and flags.
  10. henrygandorf
    anybody who's watching a vice-presidential debate actually knows this.
  11. henrygandorf
    we don't need anecdotes or names. we need walz to say out loud, "no, a 9+ month abortion is not a real thing, it's a lie, it's bullshit right-wing fan-fiction, and trump is full of shit for bringing it up, zero people support these procedures, zero bills allow post-birth abortions. it's made up." if they can call walz on some shit that happened or didn't happen 35 years ago, they can call out trump for shit he said last week.
  12. henrygandorf
    trump bringing back the "common sense presidency" seems like a tough sell.
  13. henrygandorf
    1. walz needs to start talking about everything that happened between 2017-2020 as "the pence administration", just to see what trump does on social media. 2. they need to stop saying "your time is up" when they're already done speaking. when their time is actually up, cut their fucking mic.
  14. henrygandorf
    compared to the bear, the martian is blazing fucking saddles.
  15. henrygandorf
    does that make me the cowboys in this scenario?
  16. henrygandorf
    oh it’s like that?
  17. henrygandorf
    way to make it not all about you. when i win i will dedicate my cup to all the offenses that were labeled "not good enough as derka's". because we're doing this for them.
  18. henrygandorf
    i didn't even see that option until just now. that's the obvious default and what we've done in the past.
  19. henrygandorf
    and it's more fun because it's longer. who's running this shit?
  20. henrygandorf
    so are the finals one week or two weeks?
  21. henrygandorf
    good for him. at 80 years old to get it up for jigsaw requires some weapons-grade cialis.
  22. henrygandorf
    nsiap these are always corny as hell yet they get me every time.
  23. henrygandorf
    no one will ever say you weren’t funny, bert.
  24. henrygandorf
    in related news, i haven't seen my cat in weeks.
  25. henrygandorf
    christ dude, if you don't want to answer a question, just say "pass", i have dinner plans.

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