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  1. henrygandorf
    and unusual. crushed it.
  2. henrygandorf
    got your msg, do you want to put it towards a trophy or something? i feel like we were going to do that at some point.
  3. henrygandorf
    5 oscar wins seems awfully low.
  4. henrygandorf
    same energy.
  5. henrygandorf
    cbs, apparently. idiots.
  6. henrygandorf
    if you don't have your bar cart and diaper game in order, you're not ready for debate szn.
  7. henrygandorf
    they should just put that on the hats and flags.
  8. henrygandorf
    anybody who's watching a vice-presidential debate actually knows this.
  9. henrygandorf
    we don't need anecdotes or names. we need walz to say out loud, "no, a 9+ month abortion is not a real thing, it's a lie, it's bullshit right-wing fan-fiction, and trump is full of shit for bringing it up, zero people support these procedures, zero bills allow post-birth abortions. it's made up." if they can call walz on some shit that happened or didn't happen 35 years ago, they can call out trump for shit he said last week.
  10. henrygandorf
    trump bringing back the "common sense presidency" seems like a tough sell.
  11. henrygandorf
    1. walz needs to start talking about everything that happened between 2017-2020 as "the pence administration", just to see what trump does on social media. 2. they need to stop saying "your time is up" when they're already done speaking. when their time is actually up, cut their fucking mic.
  12. henrygandorf
    compared to the bear, the martian is blazing fucking saddles.
  13. henrygandorf
    does that make me the cowboys in this scenario?
  14. henrygandorf
    oh it’s like that?
  15. henrygandorf
    way to make it not all about you. when i win i will dedicate my cup to all the offenses that were labeled "not good enough as derka's". because we're doing this for them.
  16. henrygandorf
    i didn't even see that option until just now. that's the obvious default and what we've done in the past.
  17. henrygandorf
    and it's more fun because it's longer. who's running this shit?
  18. henrygandorf
    so are the finals one week or two weeks?
  19. henrygandorf
    good for him. at 80 years old to get it up for jigsaw requires some weapons-grade cialis.
  20. henrygandorf
    nsiap these are always corny as hell yet they get me every time.
  21. henrygandorf
    no one will ever say you weren’t funny, bert.
  22. henrygandorf
    in related news, i haven't seen my cat in weeks.
  23. henrygandorf
    christ dude, if you don't want to answer a question, just say "pass", i have dinner plans.
  24. henrygandorf
    the strategy is not new - in politics, when you don’t have a good answer, you pivot to your talking points and your issues and policies. you basically make every answer a portion of your stump speech. the problem the gop/maga has is that they have no talking points, they have no issues or policies, and the trump stump speech is him complaining for 2-3 hours. hopefully he does these every day. his daily covid briefings helped him lose in 2020.
  25. henrygandorf
    here’s a more neutral caption for you. though the word “answer” should be in quotes.

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