henrygandorf

stiff competition.

why do people act like the last votes are the easiest to whip? that’s not how any of this works.

a bye takes a lot out of a man. takes all he ever was, all he ever gonna be.

out in time for juneteenth.

hoping that the 2023 rangers are the 2018 astros. when we won game 1 at fenway, i thought we would never lose again. i know i've said that about 35x on this board, but it's true. the bad news is yesterday was very common. our offense falls asleep at some inopportune times against a worthy pitcher who's on the best streak of his career (i said the same about montgomery before their game with tampa, he's on one right now). for whatever reason, these games often happen at home. the good news is that this team has a very short memory. we don't have momentum games (where 1 big win snowballs into a streak), but we also don't have hangover games (where 1 tough loss lingers and creates more losses). it's happened all throughout the past several seasons, and it definitely happened after g3 of the world series last year. shit, it happened against sonny gray a week ago. just really sucks that we have a good defensive catcher who's also a great hitter, but has shown to be a shitty hitter when he's the dh or especially when he's a ph. he needs to start at c or just not play, because having him come in cold is not the solution. if maldonado is in, we need to be clicking on all cylinders offensively and i think we've seen this is not the case the past month or so with bregs, tucker, chas, and others.

fuck off, alex.

they should turn this whole ordeal into a musical. it would be funny but also sad and tragic.

these people really love to talk shit after game 3 of a series.

this may scare the gop from ever wanting to be in the majority again.

it's bullshit incumbent insurance. the decades will be spent unfucking state supreme courts and state leg.

yep. it's gonna take decades to unfuck some of those district maps.

the only relevant polling is in 6 states. biden's numbers don't matter. trump will always get attention. he's using the attention he's getting now to (checks notes) praise hamas and discuss stolen elections. i mean, the guy's got good hooks.

braves played intrasquad games and even had fans come (free tickets) to have this exact thing not happen.

the astros win and i just hear that the astros won. the braves, dodgers, and orioles lose, and mlb is broken. if the only favorite to win was the dodgers, mets, yankees, or red sox, something tells me it would be a bigger story.

he's been doing it since january.

friendly reminder that it used to just alternate until about 2003. then it was decided by the fucking all star game. both seem rather ridiculous now.

it bothers me that the phillies are allowed to wear their sick throwback jerseys in the playoffs. can we contact the rangers and just agree that game 1 of the alcs will take place in 1981?

"people say we don't have a plan because we don't have a plan, but what they don't realize is that our plan was to not have a plan so our plan is actually going to plan."

1:30pm? sounds like a summer friday.

like when pop-pop has kinda lost it, and you give him an office with a secretary and a phone that can't access an outside line and he goes in every day and barks orders at people and goes to lunch and stuff but he's not really still working.

you don't strike me as the type to make the same mistake twice.

the daily show coaching tree is unmatched.

i hope pete rose goes in as an expo. after he dies.