Everything posted by henrygandorf
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Houston Astros off-season thread
this is the record i care the most about. way more than 3000 hits. also he should have 28, fucking mookie betts series. pretty amazing he has 27 considering how horrid he was in the '22 postseason.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
if this is about shapiro and/or whitmer, then you should go watch some of their interviews and speeches.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
eventually when the bogeyman never comes, people realize that maybe she was never supposed to. and gop lawmakers leave her alone because they're scared to death of her dragging them on social media. i like newsom a lot, but i still worry that fox news has been working way too hard over the past two decades to make sure a californian can't win nationally. whitmer and shapiro should both be in the mix for a while, as they represent two of the five states that matter every 4 years.
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Houston Astros off-season thread
where do you think the inspiration came from?
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Houston Astros off-season thread
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"What are the odds we have to fight our neighbors or even family to defend ourselves this year?"
the question was whether he'll go after biden/political enemies, and i said no. so far nobody has disagreed with me, because i'm right. trump won't do shit, and the people he assigns won't do shit either. he'll want to make biden's post-presidency as uncomfortable as his has been, but it won't work because (a) biden isn't running again, and (b) biden didn't commit a bunch of felonies (fake crimes don't count). yeah, maybe congress will hold some nonsensical hearings that nobody will pay attention to and none of the subpoenas will matter, whatever. the govt will be a shitshow and will turn the nation into a fucking joke on a global level. congress will get flipped blue, so that's probably the only guardrail of any kind left, as the senate will either be effectively split or go back red. it will take 10-15 years to unfuck whatever he does during those 4 years, assuming he survives them. i am curious what he'll do for four years, since he spent his entire presidency campaigning. and i know people say he'll try to make it to where he can run again, but that's not going to happen. election laws are hard to overturn because the states actually do have power there (states' rights!). if the electoral college can't be remedied, nothing can. he'll be all bluster, be shitty to groups of people, and those in certain states will have it worse than others. his base will eat it up and everybody else will hate him more than they do now, which is a lot. he'll want to go on tv everyday, which i will root for, because i want to see his dementia kick in in real time, unedited. as for anyone who says certain people will have license to be outwardly shitty to others, well most of them do it already because they still think trump won. my biggest fear is that four years of maga will kill it quicker, but i guess we'll never know because trump is not winning this election. carry on with the fanfic. i'm a big fan of the "never zero" memes.
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"What are the odds we have to fight our neighbors or even family to defend ourselves this year?"
correct, no chance. trump loves to campaign. he loves to make promises to get votes. what he doesn't like to do is actually do anything. i could give you a few dozen examples, but i don't think i should have to. you really think he's gonna get sworn in and the next day will be like a scorsese movie where someone flips and there's a montage of people being led away in cuffs? no.
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"What are the odds we have to fight our neighbors or even family to defend ourselves this year?"
first off, if trump wins, nothing will happen to any of his political enemies, including biden. no chance. second, he’s not going to win. we fixed the last election, we can fix this one too.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
that doesn’t look great. awesome.
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Netflix Recommendations
at the beginning of the pilot, they use the escobar quote about how the only man he was ever afraid of was a woman named griselda blanco blah blah. i assume the quote is accurate, but we kept waiting for her to be scary. she spent a lot of time bitching and moaning about being a woman, getting taken advantage of, and people not doing what she wanted all the time. she wasn't scary until she started smoking crack, and i don't think that was the scary that pablo meant.
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RIP Carl Weathers
- RIP Carl Weathers
- How Fox News works
dammit joe.- Argylle (Feb 2024) Matthew Vaughn Does Spy Comedy w/Bryce Dallas Howard, Sam Rockwell, Henry Cavill, John Cena, Samuel L. Jackson, Catherine O'Hara, Bryan Cranston
the first kingsman was great. the 2nd one was quite garbagey.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
ruined a perfectly good thursday, thanks dude. wanna come over and take a shit in my toilet tank?- Argylle (Feb 2024) Matthew Vaughn Does Spy Comedy w/Bryce Dallas Howard, Sam Rockwell, Henry Cavill, John Cena, Samuel L. Jackson, Catherine O'Hara, Bryan Cranston
the reviews are scathing. dammit.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
well first trump will release his diss track.- Houston Astros off-season thread
mlb/angels twitter seemed surprised they were moving on from him. maybe we saw something we liked.- Netflix Recommendations
- andrew scott is "ripley" - new tv show coming to netflix
this has been in the works for a while and i think was part of the viacom content shove. hopefully not because of quality issues. i'm a big andrew scott fan.- Amazon prime recommendations
if you watch a movie on peacock (and some of the other ad-supported platforms) they will give you like 3-4 min of continuous ads at the beginning and then an uninterrupted movie experience, which isn't bad.- Netflix Recommendations
sometimes the show must go on, even without kid rock.- Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
- The 2024 Tampa Bay Rays Thread
- How Fox News works
you kinda missed the metaphor.
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