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Captainant

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  1. Stassney doing a really good troll job running a Motte and Bailey
  2. "Oopsie poopsie I shouldn't have been cranking it for two weeks straight headed into Florida and maybe should have done some prep work. Whodathunkit that losing that game would hurt us so bad!"
  3. Yeah and Ahmaud Arbery was casing houses and threatened those PATRIOTS who had no choice but to murder him amirite??? Because white people are NEVER hateful shitbags amirite?
  4. Boy howdy I sure do love when shithead bigots do a fun "bit" on surly
  5. This is a new one - denying citizenship to people who have already been approved because of a new Royal Edict from King Trump. Nonwhites are gonna start getting denied at a higher rate for naturalization https://people.com/immigrants-approved-for-citizenship-pulled-out-by-officials-at-oath-ceremony-11863779 Immigrants were moments away from pledging allegiance to the United States in Boston — the final step of the long process to becoming a U.S. citizen — when government officials pulled them out of line, according to a new report. The scene unfolded at Boston’s Faneuil Hall on Thursday, Dec. 4, according to the report from WGBH, a National Public Radio member station. As people who were already approved to be naturalized — having completed the lengthy U.S. citizenship process — lined up to pledge allegiance, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) officials told them they could not continue due to their countries of origin, the outlet reported. USCIS officials took individuals from the line because the federal agency has directed its employees to halt all immigration applications for nationals from the 19 countries that already faced travel restrictions since June due to a proclamation from President Donald Trump, per WGBH and NBC News. The Trump administration designated the list of largely African and Asian countries as high-risk.
  6. Kind of wild, apparently there's gigawatts of NVDA chips sitting in warehouses, fully paid for, but not being used for lack of data center capacity. That's one hell of a financing bubble that's gonna cause some major whiplash
  7. Between cutting Medicaid and actively making nursing homes more dangerous.... Maybe this will ya know...
  8. Well it's not like idiot chuds have a habit of just calling everyone a communist that they disagree with, right?
  9. It would stand to reason that the CFP doesn't want to burn down the whole sport just to elevate itself. But we do live in the "fuck you got mine" era, so who cares I guess. Let's just fuck up the regular season and play dog shit cupcake teams to appease the Arkansas AD
  10. I am concerned that Sark is not gonna hire a play caller and we will be stuck in this mediocre shit cycle
  11. I'm pretty sure Wulaw would get his real estate license revoked if he insisted Kamala Harris was gonna win. He's been approaching a Helobious level of reverse Nostradamus though
  12. I'm cheering for them to get road killed and put the lie to how absurd this bracket is
  13. Man the disrespect for Texas is pretty wild. The mouse has spoken, fuck them Horns
  14. Pretty close, just missed Miami for ND
  15. They have five losses. If you can win a conference with five losses, that's a dogshit conference
  16. It's almost like the SEC is full of a bunch of water head gomers, or something
  17. Happy birthday, Jesus! [JDAM's Bethlehem]
  18. IMO bama should be punished for playing FCS teams. Those aren't real games, they're glorified scrimmages
  19. Lotta "if"s in that sentence. If all the "if"s keep going against us, that ends up as an indictment of coaching. Lotta dropped balls that game too, and a heap of crappy coaching and piss poor discipline. Yes we had a shot to win it. Kirby made fuckin sure that we only had once chance, and we quite literally dropped the ball
  20. And Sark got fucking ROCKED by Kirby. Completely outcoached, and Kirby went for the killing blow to take us out of the playoffs then and there. Nobody cares about how the game went, just the final score. It's not fair, but that's football
  21. There really does need to be something done about the trend of playing dog shit FCS schools and stomping around like its actually a "win"
  22. Keeping BYU in to get death star'd by Oregon would be a real donkey show. JMU or Duke will be the same. I get it, you want to reward teams for winning their conference. Just didn't think too hard about there being a bunch of sisters of the poor conferences that are not playing D-1 level football
  23. We aren't in because Sark can't draw up a red zone play to save a playoff run, and he got punked by a dog shit Florida team
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