If Major is the best option to get us to 11 wins, who gives a crap that he put his chili in some THOT’s muffin.
Let the longhorn among us, who is without sin, cast the first horns down.
I say to you now let us bring Major home so that he can lead us the promise land.
The following is a transcript from a recent phone call I had with Chris DelConte;
CDC: You ain’t got no problem, ChrisMyAsh. I’m on the mother fucker. Go back in there, chill them bevos out and wait for the Bijan, who should be coming directly.
ChrisMyAsh: You sending the Bijan?
CDC: Oh you feel better mother fucker?
ChrisMyAsh: Shit bevo! That’s all you had to say!