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Katfid54

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  1. Everyone knows that painful and obscure puns are the Achiiles' heel of this board.
  2. Now you just sound like a Homer.
  3. I'm good with offering, as long as we offer Charybdis, too. I hear they're a package deal.
  4. This is the next evolution of the Malcolm Epps offense.
  5. Only if they don't use this year as a redshirt year.
  6. I thought that if you were the "skinniest you've ever been," you got moved to CB for aggy?
  7. Sometimes you just gotta name your kid after a biblical woman who fucked her father in law (twice).
  8. Good reminder. For example, at the same point in his sophomore year of high school, Moro Ojomo hadn't even been born yet.
  9. I'm thinking Tyler Johnson may not be ready to start at Left Tackle.
  10. Way too many sentences for this guy to comprehend.
  11. Even if this is all true, a slowed down game ups potential uncertainty in outcomes more than it necessarily "favors" aggy. I.e., if aggy plays five other opponents that also slow the pace way down and try to make it a 10-7 or 17-14 type game, that creates a huge degree of risk for aggy. Maybe they go 5-0 in that stretch. Maybe they go 0-5. But if your hypothesis is true, it would make it more likely that they win in games they shouldn't, it also makes it more likely that they lose games they otherwise shouldn't lose.
  12. Honestly, counting on road games to "not be like normal road games" but ignoring the fact that the same conditions will likewise diminish home field advantage is some grade A aggy shit, man. Thank you for your service.
  13. Sounds like you all agree me that six wins is a best case scenario for them.
  14. Sounds about right. Frankly, six wins appears to be best case scenario? Vandy - W Bama - L Florida - L Mississippi State - W Arky - W South Carolina - W Tennessee - W Ole Miss - W LSU - L Auburn - L Final record 6-4.
  15. Guys like this are found money at this point, given that you're potentially getting two years of eligibility from a RS SR grad transfer for free.
  16. I haven't yet gotten my arms around the 2022 DBs and where they sort out to on the field. Is the thought that Guilbeau would be a spur/nickelback in Ash's D? His 40 speed isn't great on his 247 bio (understanding that was a 40 time run by a high school sophomore).
  17. My understanding is that Coach Drybrisket is actually putting together an hours-long montage of just the silent bits where the characters are staring at each other in Sergio Leone movies. The plan is to do an extended Mystery Science Theater 3000 thing via Zoom, complete with adding silhouettes and shit in post.
  18. Here's a highlight video I found on youtube Not sure who exactly to compare him to. They way he moves and is used reminds me a little bit of Mike Davis? He's plenty fast, but he certainly won't be the fastest guy on a D1 football field. But he runs good routes and does a nice job of using his body to create separation. Shows good hands in several of the highlights.
  19. With the advances in modern medicine, if we can get them both to give us a DNA sample, we should be able to clone fully-functioning replicas of each by the time next fall rolls around.
  20. Entirely fabricated on the spot by me.
  21. All of this just makes me think Ewers is going to reclassify to 2021.
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