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Katfid54

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  1. Now my brain is caught in a wormhole of visualizing 4D Guess Who. The faces on the cards age? Does time for the Guess Who cards move at the same rate as it does for us? Is it faster? Slower? Can Guess Who characters get married? Can Guess Who characters procreate? What is the life expectancy for a Guess Who character? Do Guess Who characters die? And, if so, does the card just turn blank? Or does it become a corpse? Do Guess Who characters bury their dead?
  2. He's just gazillionaire Uncle Rico.
  3. Two things Mark Davis doesn't have time for: Real haircuts and standing still for a tailor.
  4. Three posts back-to-back? jeez, ctj, cool it.
  5. In the future, pls use this meme for your posts:
  6. Username checks out terrifies.
  7. These are funny responses, because the first time I wrote it, I wrote "He could be our next president." And then I was like "Naw, that's too controversial." And then I wrote, "He could be our next Governor." And I deleted that for the same reason. Obviously, I ended up going with senator, but "King of NATO" was my next choice.
  8. Please do not call him a "bitch." He could be our next senator.
  9. Speaking of which (kind of, but not really) does Jason Washington have a gig yet?
  10. I'm just glad he's not staying at Texas Tech. I may be in the minority, but I always thought highly of Naivar (at least relative to most of Herman's other initial staff hires).
  11. Given the general board atmosphere toward Herman's tenure and future demise, isn't this exactly what it suggests?
  12. Right. More of a Jordan Elliot scenario, and that actually worked out well for us in the long run. [Holds two fingers to ear] Actually, breaking news, but I'm just now receiving word that Jordan Elliot never contributed shit to Texas during his time on campus. Back to you, Roger.
  13. "I'm in the process of getting engaged."--EJ Holland
  14. Jai alai Hi, Valai!
  15. I guess he should change his name to Fleshlight, because for a robot, he sure is a giant pussy.
  16. I guess he should change his name to Fleshlight, because for a robot, he sure is a giant pussy.
  17. Fuck, Rickshaw is so good.
  18. Sexless marriage? Unsurprising.
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