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Katfid54

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  1. I, for one, can firmly and proudly say that after much deliberation and thought--after a season of prayerful and introspective deliberation--I, in fact, do enjoy getting blowjobs.
  2. You must be unfamiliar with a little historical event called the Missouri Compromise.
  3. But it might.
  4. Oh no, we hired Mike Roach?
  5. If the glove fits...
  6. This seems awfully high, no? Loic it or not, that's where he's rated.
  7. But I'm your piece of shit.
  8. Got it. Just trying to keep aPace of the lingo nowadays.
  9. You're the juggernaut and our shitposting is the wall. You just blast right through like we don't even exist.
  10. What do you mean? You said nothing of the sort. First, you called me non-white, which is weird, since we've never met and you don't know what ethnicity I am. Second, you called me culture-hating, which I assumed to be a play on your username. Basically, a renowned frenchman accusing me, an American, of being uncultured. Because, of course, if you'd intended to accuse me of hating non-white cultures, you would've needed another hyphen: "non-white-culture hating pedant."
  11. Now THIS post is that good shit. (Edited to add: Commas go inside the quotation marks, bruh.)
  12. Wait--so you use "picante" to mean "spicy," which is intended to convey that something is "interesting." But you didn't mean to use "piquant," which literally means "interesting and exciting"?
  13. If anything, I'm a dogmatist--not a pedant.
  14. Ah, yes, thanks for clarifying that the LB numbers crisis is "getting more [prepared so as to be very hot and spicy, especially with a hot and spicy sauce.]"
  15. Must mean his biggest marketing account is Pace Salsa.
  16. So @texifornia gets to use texmex cockney rhyming slang now? And we're all just okay with that?
  17. If Hullaby starts out at LB, I'd rather DY get a shot at H-back. I think he'd kill in that role under Yurcich. I have positive memories of him as a pass-catcher as a freshman.
  18. I honestly can't even untangle what word you were trying to use here. Maybe piquant, but it doesn't really fit the context either.
  19. Truge, if hue.
  20. But once Joeckel was gone, Turner decided to... Hyde.
  21. You can tell Coburn wrote it, because the penmanship makes clear that the author wasn't wearing any shoes or socks.
  22. Rutgers, huh? Put him in the calculator. More likely that the $9.95ers will float him as a potential option, the fanbase will get all riled up, but then it will turn out we're taking some other grad transfer that no one has ever heard of.
  23. Mensa confirmed: Run off all the LBs on the roster except for Luke Brokermeyer. Then, since Luke Brockermeyer is a starting LB, the Brockermeyers will come to all of Texas' games next season and can't visit any other colleges.
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