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Katfid54

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  1. Who are we guessing? Anybody? I wonder if it's going to be Joey McGuire from Baylor, given the recent smoke that they're going for an outside candidate.
  2. Right. We started an unpreferred walkon at LB in the bowl game.
  3. Fuck me.
  4. *Valar, you uncultured ruminantfucker.
  5. This is how we know it won't happen.
  6. Quarky, but I like it.
  7. I'm also v surprised that we didn't get a #triggered post from @SydneyCarton when that guillotine was posted.
  8. In order to get to the Tell Me About Baylor thread, I must move my mouse the entire way to the thread. To move the mouse to the thread, I have to first move the mouse halfway to the thread. After I move the mouse halfway to the thread, I have to move the mouse another halfway to the thread. After that, I have to move the mouse another halfway to the thread. After that, I have to move the mouse another halfway to the thread. But because I have to type that shit an infinite number of times in this thread, I can never move my mouse.
  9. But which one do we execute first? Kind of a guillotine version of Zeno's paradox. Therefore, neither ever get executed. Tough stuff.
  10. Option 3: What even is defense?
  11. Your mom sucked my drill last night after I sampled her wide receiver.
  12. Well, then, enjoy!
  13. Between not understanding the meaning of "summate" earlier and incorrectly employing "tautology" here, your vocab game is on the struggle bus today.
  14. Steel yourself for disappointment:
  15. This is a strong know-it-all 10th post. I can help you out, since you seem like you'd be a blast at parties. You can put me on ignore after reading this, and I'll do the same for you after typing this, and we'll forget either of us existed. You obviously didn't get his username's reference to the film, "Pulp Fiction." If you had, you'd known that he and his posts were bound to be hilarious and very original.
  16. You have it exactly backwards.
  17. Potential LB hires:
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