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Katfid54

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Everything posted by Katfid54

  1. That's a great hire. Leavitt is a good defensive coach. Should we consider hiring Greg Robinson as a defensive analyst? Only half joking.
  2. that rhinoplasty tho
  3. Jimbo allocates roster spots like NFL GMs taking "best player available" in any given draft. Unfortunately, Jimbo, there's no free agency in the NCAA.
  4. Your edit game is wild today.
  5. Obviously you didn't, since I fucking quoted it.
  6. Sumlin: Hold my beer, and pass the wide receivers
  7. I did win a steak eating competition in Alamogordo, New Mexico in the mid-2000s.
  8. That show sucked so bad.
  9. Violates Michael Bay Rule #1: When you have hot actresses in a film, don't let them wear full-body coverings.
  10. Yup--and I remembered it being presented that way, although given the other hyperboles being bandied at that time, I assumed it was another well-crafted hoax. So glad to be wrong.
  11. Well, I won the county spelling bee when I was in 5th grade and was three seats away from going to the Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee, so you can suck my lexicographical balls. Misspelled flagellum, because what kind of fucking 5th grader has ever heard of flagellum yet?
  12. Now we know why Sydney didn't show up for the big CTJ race last weekend:
  13. Well, that's fucking incredible. I thought Ritz Bit was a SydneyCarton creation, but the fact that it was spelled correctly should've been a tip-off. Speaking of which, bragging about defeating that walking typographical error in Scrabble is like an arky fan bragging about getting pussy. "Well, yeah, it was my cousin, and yeah she weighs 400 pounds, and I guess she has a gangrenous labia, but doesn't matter had sex!"
  14. True on all accounts. When the year is 1998 and this guy is one of your main dramatic characters you're probably not going to kill it:
  15. Wasn't this another Surly post-pool party fabrication?
  16. Netflix did one a couple years ago Do you guys even '90s pop culture?
  17. @Katfid54 apparently works for IT now. Missed opportunity for follow-up asking if he was related to Redd Foxx, Violet Beauregard, or Rosie Perez.
  18. Um.... we're Texas...?
  19. do that ten more times and then you can see the website's secret boobs.
  20. Yes. They are the mobius strip of aggy reporters.
  21. Not to mention gormless, vapid, jejune, ponderous, mouldering, reprobate, cankerous, iniquitous, disingenuous, and base.
  22. TFB had something a couple days ago. https://donors.thefootballbrainiacs.com/post-visit-update-2020-dl-alfred-collins/ I'm not a member, so I have no idea what it says.
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